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00:21:39
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
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Call me a killjoy,
And they spend all day eating bonbon and watching General Hospital.
The second element of mixed martial arts is jujitsu,
Not everyone has a deathbed, son. You could die suddenly.
If I'm going to open a can of whup-tushy,
Next: Homer, hajime!
Now, we stick foot in mouth, Tie arms like pretzel,
some sympathetic school officials and clergymen...
Side-mount! Takedown! Advantage!
The firework begin tomorrow!
It's pretty sad when I can't pick up a guy on super nacho Tuesday.
Come on, you pansies!
I'd like to order two gazelle, an impala,
Krusty, I'm honore you invited me tonight.
That flatten my soda pop. You're on.
There's no better violence than self-inflict violence.
Back when I wrestle at Yale, I was in the lightest weight category--
I'm gonna order some lion food. Hello? Yeah, how you doin'?
When you yell like that, no one can hear me.
But I sneak some of my strength in there, too.
But since you're going through with it, I beg you,
I don't know, chasing ducks, buried alive?
Chocolate, whip cream, cherries...
We met through Dr. Hibbert at a party at Bleeding Gums Murphy's house.
- Bumped his nose! - Oh, he hit him.
Until you tear down this septagon.
Oh, maybe someday you can do Lisa's wedding.
Not everyone has a deathbed, son. You could die suddenly.
Besides, I'm a woman. He'll probably go easy on me.
I know the woman I loved is still in there somewhere,
Well, Marge, you have definitely come to the right crib. I'm always happy
Yeah, except their empire was falling apart.
- Otto, don't you have a sack to hacky? - Indeed I do.
There certainly is!
- In this corner, weighing in at... - Nobody needs to know that, skip ahead!
- Me, too. - That's exactly what it is.
It's pretty sad when I can't pick up a guy on super nacho Tuesday.
Wow. Maybe some punk kid will shoot me to get into a gang.
In order to save money, the following presidents will no longer be taught:
to impart my pugilistic prowess to a punching parvenu.
Uh, yes, filthy but obscure with a subtle scatological undertone.
One unlucky punch and Marge could be bedridden for life.
Oh, man, now she's writing cutesy things with the ribbon.
It's pretty sad when I can't pick up a guy on supe nacho Tuesday.
Ultimate Punching is exploitative, violent,
And four obtuse angles over, weighing in at 115 pounds,
One unlucky punch and Marge could be bedridden for life.
Frosting like snow on the eaves of a bavarian castle!
I'm doin' it, Moe! Not you.
I'd better get in shape with some rhythmic gymnastics.
Uh, yes, filthy but obscure with a subtle scatological undertone.
Carl, do you know heavyweight champ Drederick Tatum?