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The Simpsons » Season 22 » The Blue and the Gray

00:23:43

Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer

68

Words to remember

Nouns

1) chapstick

slice in some strawberry ChapStick,
2) potentate

prepare for the potentate of the potent date,
3) scram

Come on, scram, so I can get ready.
4) crinkle

Let's go! Crinkle, crinkle!
5) geezer

in a geezer sandwich?
6) rebar

So, Lenny, ever get that rebar out of your head?
7) pepperoni

I can imagine the pepperoni are Swiss chalets
8) haddock

So, which of you wants to be the sliced haddock
9) ambrosia

Mmm... call it Cupid's ambrosia,
10) audacity

Such audacity!
11) mozzarella

nestled in a big layer of mozzarella snow!
12) macaroni

Help! My macaroni Marconi!
13) vomit

I've never seen a drunk hold his vomit like you.
14) fumes

but the fumes wipe the experience from your mind.
15) shovel

and kill squirrels with me shovel.
16) sweetie

Sweetie, you've always been beautiful,
17) scalp

Now, let's rub this toxic blue goo onto your scalp.
18) paw

he'd just paw at it instead of getting all clever.

Verbs

1) readjust

and he readjust my mortgage.
2) dabble

I dabble in Satanism
3) presume

with what I presume is your heart condition?
4) nestle

nestle in a big layer of mozzarella snow!
5) mute

Homer had the basketball game mute the whole time.
6) threaten

Change threaten them.
7) slice

So, which of you wants to be the slice haddock
8) tear

Well, that tear it.
9) punch

and said you punch Milhouse, "like, 50 billion times."
10) belong

Well, you know, maybe you belong to the A.A...
11) engage

the wingman engage the less attractive friend,
12) fake

The last time we fake a stroke,
13) suppose

you're suppose to be here like you promised.
14) promise

you're supposed to be here like you promise.
15) teach

And you know what else this whole experience has taught me?
16) decide

I decide to hit the local nighteries
17) describe

Bart, eyewitnesses to your fight describe you
18) happen

happen in the first 6.5 seconds.

Adverbs

1) harshly

Don't judge them too harshly.
2) oddly

No. It's oddly dehumanizing.
3) secretly

You need someone who's secretly on your side,
4) somehow

I knew my love life was like that movie somehow.
5) virtually

Well, as a feminist, virtually anything
6) basically

So, basically,
7) somewhere

somewhere on Earth there's one woman.
8) forever

when she went to sleep in her forever box.
9) normally

Normally, I think your mom is hot...
10) exactly

Yes, that's exactly it!
11) alone

If you're watching this alone,
12) instead

he'd just paw at it instead of getting all clever.
13) recently

They recently learned
14) actually

Actually, I'm standing in front of you.
15) half

I hope I look half as good as you
16) together

I do keep it together.
17) usually

Uh-oh. Usually when it gets this quiet
18) else

And you know what else this whole experience has taught me?

Adjectives

1) aggro

as "berserkoid," "totally aggro,"
2) bottomless

Oh, I just ordered this bottomless pitcher of beer
3) dreaded

of the dreaded Zim-Zam Tribe.
4) potent

prepare for the potent of the potent date,
5) appealing

But he can't more handsome or appealing than you. Okay,
6) supportive

I thought you'd be more supportive.
7) aquarium

Oh, and one month, I ate nothing but aquarium fish.
8) intimate

Now, Bart, share your most intimate thoughts with me.
9) excessive

That's an excessive number of times.
10) toxic

Now, let's rub this toxic blue goo onto your scalp.
11) precious

Let me get the camera we use for precious moments
12) excited

Well, I got excited for nothing.
13) drunk

and, uh, all I do is get drunk
14) weird

Bingo. That was a weird day.
15) attractive

the wingman engages the less attractive friend,
16) triple

No, I'm not in Triple-A.
17) romantic

Very romantic.
18) stupid

Stupid double snuggler's hitch!

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