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The Simpsons » Season 22 » Homer Scissorhands

00:23:46

Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer

159

Words to remember

Nouns

1) chitchat

a haircut with no chitchat?
2) theremin

Would you like to help me roll the theremin
3) dachshund

That's what miniature dachshund do.
4) sweetie

Aw, sweetie, thanks for saving me
5) grin

with a phony grin plastered on my face.
6) brace

Well, I've worn a lot of different brace in my time.
7) moonlight

And you're cute in the moonlight.
8) dominance

but Rex is just establishing dominance over the weaker male.
9) loser

while I talk about the loser I'm married to.
10) sack

In the sack, he's Salisbury steak,
11) bro

Come on, bro, don't hassle me!
12) sermon

you cannot keep basing sermon on old Seinfelds.
13) chestnut

Now that my soft, chestnut mane is gone,
14) baptism

Funny how my Timothy always uses the short-form baptism
15) versa

Men are such dogs, and vice versa.
16) crimson

♪ With crimson dress and pointy hair ♪
17) mechanic

You know so much about body mechanic!
18) steak

In the sack, he's Salisbury steak,

Verbs

1) outdo

You've outdo yourself, Homer!
2) betray

My wife has betray me...
3) proclaim

So I'm gonna finally proclaim my love for Lisa.
4) plaster

with a phony grin plaster on my face.
5) dump

I put the body in the car, I dump the car in the lake,
6) bend

make sure you bend your knees.
7) brush

You better not be brush your hair again.
8) involve

involve losing weight or changing my pants.
9) teach

Sneaking around after them all day has taught me
10) lose

Marge, when someone lose their hair, they miss it the most.
11) cream

everywhere else, cream corn.
12) happen

What happen to you?
13) guess

The job of the poet is to say, "This one, I guess."
14) eat

♪ I ate the paste, and liked the taste ♪
15) wear

Wears the same pants for a month!
16) bear

Aw! You're gonna regret the day you were born.
17) dream

I dream of cutting hair, styling hair,
18) drop

Uh, Lisa, you drop your books.

Adverbs

1) sweetest

Lisa Simpson is the smartest, sweetest,
2) gently

And now, to break the news as gently as I know how.
3) perfectly

It worked perfectly.
4) alone

Yeah, Lisa, can't you leave me alone?
5) finally

So I'm gonna finally proclaim my love for Lisa.
6) actually

Actually, Dad, as the supervising parent today,
7) kind

Hmm, actually, it's kind of cute.
8) together

to put our relationship back together.
9) usually

Oh. Usually, Milhouse does it.
10) else

everywhere else, creamed corn.
11) ago

20 years ago, while she was a member of Parliament.
12) ever

Isn't this the greatest day ever?
13) sure

She sure is.
14) always

Funny how my Timothy always uses the short-form baptism
15) never

But I never knew you were so good with hair.
16) again

You better not be brushing your hair again.
17) too

Lisa, this is going too slow for me.
18) course

Of course!

Adjectives

1) cuffed

Is it 'cause when I wore cuffed pants
2) unaccompanied

Mr. Discotheque Stuart, unaccompanied!
3) miserable

How miserable do I have to be before you're happy?
4) beloved

It's like a beloved dog that died on your head.
5) apt

♪ 'Tis apt to make you spew ♪
6) unexpected

that life is full of unexpected things
7) bridal

I need some highlights for a bridal shower!
8) drunk

when I'm drunk, but I don't think so.
9) retired

Sorry, Sarah, I'm retired.
10) romantic

Yeah. It was romantic and it rhymed.
11) weak

but Rex is just establishing dominance over the weak male.
12) stupid

All day long, they tell me stupid, pointless,
13) okay

I'd rather call you by your normal name, if that's okay.
14) fifth

Why would a popular fifth-grader like Taffy be
15) slow

Lisa, this is going too slow for me.
16) nuclear

at the nuclear plant-- namely, suck?
17) smart

Lisa Simpson is the smart, sweetest,
18) solid

I'll just keep cutting till I hit something solid.

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