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00:24:14
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
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♪ 36 bootblack buffing ♪
♪ 38 fishwives hawking ♪
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Nein, nein, why did I go to the 9 o'clock show?!
in the tears of a heartbroken leprechaun, bake at 350
No disrespect, fat man,
♪ 39 fop a-fop ♪
I've asked that rosy-cheeked nog-hog for a dirt bike,
Marge, I'm watching a rerun of an important bowl game.
A picket fence stood on its end
Hmm, your goblin fainted.
So you're the brown-nosed reindeer
Sweetie, if your mother was in trouble,
♪ 33 alchemist transmuting ♪
I'll just wave my magic wand
and tarted up like a dime-a-dance floozy.
And that last touchdown makes it 67 to 13.
and every time I look at this blue spruce,
and tart up like a dime-a-dance floozy.
Someday TV will be invent, and it will be free.
I poop my tights.
Lovely, dear, except I would have soak
I made a star for the tree out of discard water bottles.
that's jingle all the way to the top.
Then I would have melt the plastic down
All is forgive, Simpsons.
Every time we get a tree, Mom disappear.
This tree remind me of your father.
and your beautiful smile will be mold into the snow.
Why can't they leave a poor tree in the woods where it belong?
till a rainbow shoot out of the oven, and there you go.
You lie to me.
and pour it into a candy mold.
that I immediately broke and threw in this bag.
Kids, remember when I promise to feed us
Great, Mom. Now I lost track of my pump count.
♪ When the OJ is freshly-squeezed ♪
Someday this war will be over.
Oh, for cryin' out loud.
Take an old car antenna, marinate it overnight
Going somewhere, Simpson?
overseas and the folks missing 'em here at home.
that I immediately broke and threw in this bag.
And finally, I wouldn't have presented it quite so proudly.
Well, instead, I grew this tree.
And finally, I wouldn't have presented it quite so proudly.
It's round in the middle, thinning on top,
It's almost over.
I'll go outside and make snow angels.
they'd tell us as soon as they could.
Squeeze your shoulder blades together.
Hey kid, you ever wanted a train for Christmas?
Always dumb as potatoes.
The toy you never got.
You're out of your elfin mind.
I want to sing the original, unabridged
whose exponential function is the derivative of itself.
and all he brought me was a zillion lame-o toys
To celebrate an ancient pagan ritual,
Always dumb as potatoes.
makes a sturdy and attractive ladder.
♪ You'll be oh so pleased ♪
Wrong holiday, stupid.
You're gonna be okay.
It's not a sustainable business model.
Lovely, dear, except I would have soaked
with cold cookies, warm milk, and hot lead.
To celebrate an ancient pagan ritual,
Mm-mm! That is some sweet pig meat.
Ooh. You are clearly too smart
I've watered it, kept it fresh,
Why can't they leave a poor tree in the woods where it belongs?