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00:21:42
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
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Oculus rifter!
A Jester-hatted ferret preener!
Go kiss a Kennedy, you rule- breaking cranberry squeezer!
Use your noggin. Play smart.
See, boy? Notice how bostonian aren't exactly ugly,
These snob think mass ave. Belongs to them.
Isn't mayor quimby from somewhere around here?
no gender reassignment too ambiguous
Bands, comedians, chowder,
to those no-good Boston cheater!
You dork are just jealous of all our championship rings.
using dried macaroni and pipe cleaners.
doctors, innovator, philanthropists.
Free sunscreen? So progressive.
...a veggie pie for Lisa...
A Jester-hatted ferret preener!
I got to get to the packy before the b's drop puck!
(Gasps) It's-it's nerd!
overturn the coach's suspension
♪ ooh ♪
everyone rave about.
you never would have warn anybody.
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All those awesome southies in the depart,
has knock my misguided hate into the gutter.
since 2003, when we stole them
I never dare dream about living somewhere
if I screw up, no one gets hurt.
That's not how you spell "arrow."
These snobs think mass ave. Belongs to them.
The only Boston wins is because they cheat!
They've got every recognize species of nerd!
(Boston accent): That was never prove,
While the doctors pull tiny bruins helmets out of your skin,
Announcer: But the ball is caught by the Americans' mascot,
He's got a Pedro lodge in his airway.
and with god-given good looks, fires it downfield!
Flappy running unopposed into the end zone
You better go someplace bad.
But someday you'll understand that providing our family
Isn't mayor quimby from somewhere around here?
(Forced): As a bostonian, i definitely support my team.
See, boy? Notice how bostonians aren't exactly ugly,
We're gonna win one. We're finally gonna win one!
their so-called cream pies, which are actually cakes.
Eh, he'll run out of steam soon.
I sort of thought I'd go straight to running numbers
This is all happening so fast.
someone else will pay for it.
If I ever won anything, i wouldn't be smug about it.
Announcer: Once again, the Americans
It only makes them bobble hard.
(Boston accent): That was never proven,
Oh, come on, we cannot lose again
What? I thought you'd want to try candlepin bowling.
There's no neck tattoo so crass,
Not to mention the unspoken racism.
And they're so smug about winning.
Today, we explore Lincoln's 1861 suspension of habeas corpus,
has knocked my misguided hate into the gutter.
no gender reassignment too ambiguous
You dorks are just jealous of all our championship rings.
Watch as your beloved hooligans
Get bent, McDonald.
It's not charming, it's a teardown!
with delicious, delicious rage.
with just the slight provocation.
just 'cause he's drop-dead gorgeous.
tear your innocent father limb from limb
Like you, these kids are gifted with exceptional energy.
Tough loss for your guys.
(All muttering with thick accents)