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00:29:19
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
1972
This morning I heard him do pushup and then talk to his triceps.
- I'll put a pillowcase over my head. - You're on.
Oh, my God... Oh, and this is moisturizer! It's even harder to clean!
She's an FBI agent posing as a beauty contestant!
Did she give you a bottle of antidepressant again to use as a rattle?
Did she give you a bottle of antidepressants again to use as a rattle?
- Come here, sweetie. RACHEL: Oh.
Mike's ex-girlfriend, Phoebe? The love of his life? That Phoebe?
- I think I can see your scalp. - Ha, ha.
Oh, that tart! Floozy! Giant!
Yeah. Yeah, you got shellfish in your head.
Screw you, Mike. You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell!
...just scratch her tummy and give her a liver snap.
If I untangle you, will you please get rid of the cornrows?
Screw you, Mike. You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell!
The way you crush Mike at Ping-Pong was such a turn-on. You wanna?
He propose to you? This is the worst birthday ever!
And as his friend, I mean, don't you think he deserve the same from you?
...just scratch her tummy and give her a liver snap.
...but then he had a shampoo-relate emergency.
I don't like to kiss and tell, but he cheat on you a lot this weekend.
- What are you sing? - It's "Bolero" from 10.
You're not suppose to take that.
As I recall, Rachel said she had never noticed the shape of your skull before.
We've got shoes being kick off over here.
Look, we appreciate all the advice...
Besides, it's a New Testament. What are you gonna do with it?
[JOEY'S VOICE] Seriously, what is it?
- It's great. He's an amazing guy. - Oh, well, obviously, I think so too.
Mike and I are back together. And, um, unfortunately...
...that effectively ends your relationship with him.
Okay. Um, hey, have you guys seen Joey anywhere?
...I totally understand, all right? You guys...
- Wow. Clearly this is not a good time. - Uh, you think?
Um, Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you.
- I, uh, completely understand. - All right, I'm gonna go find him.
- Sounds like he's with someone. - He could be alone.
ROSS: Finally. - Is that Ross?
Probably, yeah. I mean, maybe we should...
Here's the thing. The cornrows were a solution to your frizzy-hair problem.
- That's not nonchalant! - No idea what it means.
- Some of these look a little frayed. - Yeah, I tried to gnaw myself free.
I mean, you're so loyal, man. And selfless and generous.
Bedsprings! Unmistakable!
You're just jealous because your hair can't do this.
I mean, you're so loyal, man. And selfless and generous.
Okay. And if she gets upset...
I mean, you're so loyal, man. And selfless and generous.
We also appreciate gentle spanking once in a while, just FYI.
And you should be careful when checking your overhead bins.
- I saw that report, with the infrared... - No! No.
- What are we gonna do? - Okay, just be calm.