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00:47:36
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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Oh, great. Just what you want for a new house with infants. Bird fece!
She doesn't have a stomachache! She's in labor!
Quack, quack. Tweet, tweet. Quack, quack.
I know. it's-- It's the foosball table.
I put three lasagna in your freezer.
Awkward hug or lame cool-guy handshake?
What's your medallion number?
Could you get me a muffin?
PHOEBE: Hey, what are you working on? - A "welcome home" sign for the baby.
NARRATOR: Previously on Friends:
Although, they did mention something about two heartbeat...
Dive. Yeah, they dove. Headfirst into fun on the farm.
Awkward hug or lame cool-guy handshake?
Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic.
Because my friend Ethel's baby was born with a teeny-tiny beard.
Is that what a dinosaur would do?
Could I get some peanut?
- Wish me luck. - Hurry!
...and be reunite. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
No. Last time, you said it like Dracula, and it scare her.
I'm so lucky I married you.
No. It's all glue together.
- Ma'am, I assure you, the plane is fine. - And you fixed the phalange?
Dive. Yeah, they dove. Headfirst into fun on the farm.
Have you never chase anyone through the airport before?
Okay. What if the person who adopt the other one is horrible?
Uh, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it.
But even if she shoot me down, at least I won't spend my life wondering...
MONICA: Just a little bit more, honey. - Oh, man, this hurt!
You know, going through labor or getting kick in the nuts?
I woke up today with the biggest smile on my face.
Do you think they recognize each other from in there?
...the engine will explode, so it's better if you're throw from the car.
Oh, honey, I forgot. I promise Treeger that we'd leave our keys.
No, I sat in the paint.
- Yeah. - We would have caught her...
Dive. Yeah, they dove. Headfirst into fun on the farm.
You didn't bring one! My cab's downstairs. I'll drive you to the airport.
If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go.
Maybe we can open this up somehow.
Seriously. I mean, you want to make one of those?
- Apparently, there's some big surprise. - Yeah, did she sound happy about it?
Yeah, yeah. He talked to her, but, um, she got on the plane anyway.
Uh, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it.
NARRATOR: Previously on Friends:
No, we decided that I'd go ahead and set up first...
This is exactly the kind of social situation...
- You can't leave me alone with her. - What?
Yeah, I know what you mean. I mean, sometimes--
You can finally get over her.
She seemed pretty pissed at you.
- Erica, are you okay? - Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much.
I love you too. Probably not in the same way.
- Guess what. You're almost an uncle. - What?
But more important, because of rent control, it was a frigging steal.
One of life's great unanswerable questions.
Because my friend Ethel's baby was born with a teeny-tiny beard.
- Would you like to cut the umbilical cord? MONICA: Okay.
Wow, that is one disgusting miracle.
Okay, awkward question. The hospital knows you took two, right?
She seemed pretty pissed at you.
- This is unbelievable. - Twins actually run in my family.
Oh, okay, this is the part of the musical where there'd be a good, convincing song.
Awkward hug or lame cool-guy handshake?
Only without the Nazis. Although that sounds kind of dull.
This is ridiculous. I--
Hey, handsome.
- Is Rachel here? - Uh, I think she's still asleep.
Maybe there's something even more painful than those things.
Okay. What if the person who adopts the other one is horrible?
Aw, we were worried about you.
And all of a sudden you're there and saying these things.