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00:29:34
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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You know how my stepdad's in prison?
I thought we'd be groomsmen. They would have asked us by now.
I was thinking the harpist should wear white.
...you wanna come in for a drink and a bite of corsage?
He was supposed to get a weekend furlough so he could go to the wedding.
...it's the worst snowstorm in 20 years.
- Please. You're going down. - You are going "downer."
Okay, who left the ice sculpture on the steam grate?
Pick me. I look great in a tux, and I won't steal focus.
That why your hand's against my crotch?
When did they ask you to be a bridesmaid?
...but the food is not? And the drinks are there but the bartender is not?
PHOEBE: Oh, thank you.
- I'm still ordain from your wedding. - Really?
Are you kidding? Phoebe, I would be honore.
I now pronounce you...
...he's gonna be whisper stupid jokes in your ear the whole time.
I crush a pill and put it in her drink.
He can sense my fear! My throat is expose!
I guess it got sent to the billing address as oppose to the shipping address.
That's why I'm marry you.
- I intend to marry her. - Oh, a wiseacre.
Okay, it's zero hour! All teams execute on my count!
I know getting married in the street isn't what you approve of.
Did you just hang up on me?
Maybe he hook up with that hot girl he talked to.
You're so wonderfully weird.
I'm glad we're having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat.
Well, look, it's hardly snowing anymore.
Well, look, it's hardly snowing anymore.
- Seriously? - Yeah.
Well, apparently stabbing Iceman in the exercise yard couldn't wait till Monday.
I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but, yeah, we do.
No, it's lovely. The lights and the snow. I could look at them forever.
We're sitting here, alone, doing nothing. It's our rehearsal for tomorrow.
I am pretty "wisdomous."
Maybe he hooked up with that hot girl he talked to.
And instead, you disrespect me.
You're right. She probably will support me.
I have to talk to her about this groomsman situation.
Could someone get me a coat? I'm frigging freezing.
That must have been one lousy movie.
It's 2101, and I am not amused.
I mean, synchronized swimming.
...this is really awkward.
And yes, I may be borrowing a few lines from my recent unsuccessful audition...
That didn't make me uncomfortable at all.
I'm not that fond of you either, buddy. I'm just trying to be nice for the kids.
Affirmative!
- Nor does Marjorie's overwhelming scent. - Hey!
Isn't that kind of unstable?
Chandler, hello? I mean, aren't you scared of dogs?