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Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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Well, if Ted Koppel talked about his coworker' botched boob jobs...
GROUP: You're not a loser.
It's like a volcano in here.
- Okay. Lesson One: Chords. JOEY: Ah.
JOEY: You look like a freak. Yeah, awful. BOTH: Awful.
I see lotion. I have lotion. Will that work?
But they must have shrunk from the sweat or something.
CHANDLER: Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname?
And the lotion and the powder have made a paste.
Well, if Ted Koppel talked about his coworkers' botched boob jobs...
Uh, do you see any, like, powder?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say, "No divorce in '99."
We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so, you know...
Well, if Ted Koppel talked about his coworkers' botch boob jobs...
But they must have shrunk from the sweat or something.
I'm starting to get kind of freak out.
...and getting that book back that he borrow from me?
And there's this leather store I go by that always smell so good.
...someone's bound to leave one of those planes unattended.
Ooh. You nail the Old Lady. Oh!
I'm gonna go to the airport. If I hang around there long enough...
And you're not suppose to be gossiping.
ROSS: My God, these pants. I'm burn up.
I bet they're doing it.
And I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready.
Really? Who have you taught?
No, no, I just think that maybe I've heard it somewhere before.
See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants.
Maybe sometimes I find out things.
Especially the ones who may soon be flying you to Europe for free...
...that I think I know is actually the thing I think I know.
You know, kind of like a public service.
Especially the ones who may soon be flying you to Europe for free...
- All right, see you later. - See you.
No, to take more pictures of all of us together.
We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so, you know...
- Was the chord at least right before...? - No.
And there's this leather store I go by that always smells so good.
Yeah, well, you know, maybe you just need to try a little hard.
You know, some might find it amusing. I myself find it regular.
Yes, yes, yes. You do want to know. This is unbelievable.
JOEY: You look like a freak. Yeah, awful. BOTH: Awful.
Oh, I can't talk to you. I don't have a fancy ad in the yellow pages.
[SINGING] Baddest man in the whole damn town
Listen, listen. You can't say anything to anybody. They're so weird about that.
No, I'm not questioning it, Phoebe. I'm saying it's stupid.
You okay, Chandler? Is there something...?
So obvious. Why doesn't he just ask?
You see, they're very tight.
Now, um, I don't know the actual names of the chords, um...
What an interesting approach to guitar instruction.
ELIZABETH: Hey, my favorite part's coming up.