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00:22:12
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
2028
They're doing this telethon thing on TV.
I don't care if I said some other girl's name, you prissy old twit!
That cute waiter guy from your restaurant.
A hamster? Those things are, like, 10 bucks.
You know what, champ?
A little good deed for PBS, plus some TV exposure.
Okay, okay, but I know that even though I've been a complete idiot up till now...
She's getting her groove back in 20 minutes.
I'd like to make a pledge.
I'm gonna find a selfless good deed. I'm going to beat you, you evil genius!
So I'm just going leave it entirely up to the gods of fate.
A lot of those Muppets don't have thumb.
EMERIL: Maybe just put the whole duck right in there. Who cares?
It looks like we have surpass last year's pledge total.
Who vomit on...
I snuck over there and rake up all the leaves on his front stoop.
I snuck over there and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop.
Ross, there's one thing that really scare me still.
We owe it to sex!
Listen, I need that broiling pan that Joey borrow the other day.
I mean, how the hell am I suppose to make this kind of a decision?
Thanks for the help. Problem solve!
...or I keep my friend and get divorce for the second time before I'm 30.
We were, but Ross was talking so loud on his phone, they threw us out.
I bet if I talked to Carol and Susan...
Only if I promise never to see Rachel again.
Right after my Mom killed herself, I was in this bad place, you know, personally.
The bee is happy, and I am definitely not.
I'm so glad you're all here. My office finally got wrinkle-free fax paper!
Hi. You ready? We're going to be late.
I'm actually asking you!
I was kind of hoping we could do this without him.
Later is not good enough!
"Ask Again Later."
You have to, so we can work this out together.
I don't know what else to do!
No one ever wrote back.
Well, at least I think I do.
Only if I promise never to see Rachel again.
We were, but Ross was talking so loud on his phone, they threw us out.
It helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends.
It drives me mad thinking of you being in the same room as her.
Oh, boy! And may I say, one of our sharp dressed volunteers.
I'm gonna find a selfless good deed. I'm going to beat you, you evil genius!
Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?
I understand that would be difficult.
The bottom line is that you love her.
Because they were so nice when I was a little kid.
EMERIL: Maybe just put the whole duck right in there. Who cares?
Right after my Mom killed herself, I was in this bad place, you know, personally.
I snuck over there and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop.
I'm sure your ex-wife would be more than happy to move to another country...