Name: The One with the Yeti
Released: 2016-10-17
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) frown

Smile. Frown. Smile. Frown. Smile.
2) mink

- Is this mink? PHOEBE: Yeah.
3) heirloom

Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother.
4) waffle

...you've gotta wait till I find the little round waffle iron.
5) audition

Aren't you supposed to be at an audition for another hour?
6) bastard

Oh, God. I really missed that fat bastard.
7) jerk

...and I just acted like a jerk.
8) beard

Uh, like, dark hair, bushy beard?
9) toast

Okay, you know what? I'll have toast.
10) cousin

Her cousin has this great place to sublet.
11) emotion

So I gotta keep my emotion right at the surface, you know?
12) poison

I wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the poison?
13) fossil

No, this is my collection of, uh, fossil samples.

1) wander

It's tough. Guys like me, you know, you wander around, you're alone.
2) forgive

- I totally forgive you. - Really?
3) curse

...she curse him and turned his thingy green.
4) knock

Hey, remember when I ran into this thing and it kind of knock me out a little?
5) bind

...something was bound to slip out.
6) fog

Yeah, I pulled the tab and I just fog his yeti ass.
7) mess

Everything's getting all mess up, you know?
8) suffer

Plus, I have a perfectly fine coat that no innocent animals suffer to make.
9) admit

Okay, I admit it. I love this coat, okay?
10) belong

Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belong to my grandmother.
11) attach

Don't get too attach. She's having it cremated.
12) destroy

But if you destroy a coat like this...
13) hang

You guys hang out at the coffeehouse way too much.

1) uptown

That's way uptown. That's like three trains away...
2) loud

...and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud.
3) perfectly

Plus, I have a perfectly fine coat that no innocent animals suffered to make.
4) damn

...but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here, and that's Rachel.
5) basically

So basically this is a "getting rid of anything Rachel ever touched" sale.
6) hence

We're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence, Ross stops seeing us.
7) okay

I think it's going okay.
8) obviously

- You obviously can't keep away from her. - That's ridiculous.
9) absolutely

Absolutely. Some people are just into appearances.
10) exactly

Yes, exactly. And that's why...
11) alone

It's tough. Guys like me, you know, you wander around, you're alone.
12) sometimes

And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.
13) almost

I hope you're not too full, because dinner's almost ready.

1) underprivileged

You know, I could have toys for underprivileged kids in here.
2) unreasonable

We just think that maybe she's being a little unreasonable.
3) ridiculous

- You obviously can't keep away from her. - That's ridiculous.
4) rude

Wow. That guy is so rude.
5) capri

Well, you know, if kids like to play with capri pants.
6) brave

Well, I think it's very brave what you said.
7) sudden

No, no, no, it's just a bit sudden.
8) rid

Oh, uh, I'm getting rid of a couple of things.
9) innocent

Plus, I have a perfectly fine coat that no innocent animals suffered to make.
10) weird

Wow. This is so weird.
11) tough

It's tough. Guys like me, you know, you wander around, you're alone.
12) stupid

...because you are sticking to your stupid snap judgment.
13) okay

Hey, Ross, you're okay with that?

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