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00:23:13
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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- You're a really good kisser. - Well, I have kissed over four women.
Santa, the armadillo and I will have a talk in the kitchen.
Bookkeeper? Hmm, no.
Look, you're a really nice person, ham stealing and adultery aside.
PHOEBE: He sprang to his sleigh To his team gave a whistle
Wiper blades. I don't even have a car.
PHOEBE: He sprang to his sleigh To his team gave a whistle
Okay. I have a condom in my wallet that I've had since I was 12.
And away they all flew Like the down of a thistle
"Dear Losers: Do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch?
PHOEBE: He sprang to his sleigh To his team gave a whistle
- It was a nice pep talk. - Oh, thanks.
Yeah, we have this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year.
She's entitle to be a little paranoid.
It bode well for me that speed impresses you.
It bodes well for me that speed impress you.
They're rib, for your pleasure.
Well, I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruin.
...so I borrow one from a guy at work.
I can't get married without something old, something new...
So I stole their ham.
Yeah, look, when I propose...
There are some piss-off insurance people looking for that ham.
Turns out they can't fire me. Because I quit.
Which, by the way, none of you have invite me to.
Hey, you know what I just realize? You are the sole wage earner.
Besides, I can't leave until that Christmas party downstairs clears out.
I'm happily married.
- You and I are making out? - Well, not anymore.
Look, you're a really nice person, ham stealing and adultery aside.
Besides, I can't leave until that Christmas party downstairs clears out.
- Right. So I'm sorry, but... - Seriously? Happily married?
Well, look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart.
Well, I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.
Eh, we weren't that close anyway.
- If I helped, we could find them faster. - That's right.
- You're not gonna go? - Nah. I couldn't leave you alone.
...I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah.
Typical Christmassy stuff, you know. Our holidays are pretty traditional.
Typical Christmassy stuff, you know. Our holidays are pretty traditional.
But if you have this newfangled dictionary that gets you mad at me...
ALL: Bye. - Good. Godspeed, good people.
No. Yeah, we never find them. She's always bested us, that wily...
And please tell Joey Christmas will be snowy
...on a very questionable bedspread.
I'm actually thinking about becoming a motivational speaker.
- If I don't get it done, I'll be fired. - It's so unfair.
So is it horrible? Is everybody working really hard?
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas.
Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?
Topless dancer?
CHANDLER: What? That's terrible. - No, no. We do it every year.