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00:23:59
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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...of Renyard's new theory of species variegation in segmented arthropods?
I just know they'll be a couple of old windbag...
...I put chopstick in my mouth and pretended to be a woolly mammoth.
- You're a paleontologist too? - Yeah.
...and almonds and filbert--
Ross, this is one of my costar, Dirk. Dirk, this is my good friend Ross.
...of Renyard's new theory of species variegation in segmented arthropod?
...who improved the accuracy of radiocarbon dating by a factor of 10!
Okay, so that's two cups of tarragon, a pound of baking soda and a red onion?
I'm also allergic to peanuts and cashew...
There were clams and mussel and oysters...
Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Ph.D.
He was really intimidate by the guy I dated before him.
Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredit.
I saw the article on your coffee table. I memorize the title to freak you out.
While he's still in the bathroom. I am beg you.
...I put chopsticks in my mouth and pretend to be a woolly mammoth.
Twenty bucks says they're married within the month.
...and you deserve the best.
My God, can you believe we're surround by all this?
No, I arrange that.
Let me see if I approve of any of these clowns.
Well, my agent hook me up with six tickets to a great play.
Isn't another professor suppose to come with us?
...of Renyard's new theory of species variegation in segment arthropods?
Interestingly, no.
Yes, falling asleep in front of the TV.
No, Rachel, things could get incredibly complicated.
I can barely control myself.
So basically all nuts!
Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredited.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Okay, seriously, did not understand a word you just said.
Well, he's obviously late, and the rule in my class is:
Hey, Rach, have you seen Charlie anywhere?
Where is Chandler anyway?
And clearly, you've forgotten about Chandler.
Oh, my God, at the Chinese restaurant earlier today...
I'm pretty sure. A Professor Spafford from Cornell?
God, I'm stupide than Jan Rogers!
...I put chopsticks in my mouth and pretended to be a woolly mammoth.
I think we're just blurry shapes to him now.
The year before that, you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory?
It's a pity I'm allergic to shellfish.
...wearing tweed jackets with suede elbow patches.
Why Don '2' You Like Me? A Bitter Woman's Journey Through Life.
And that horrible museum tour?
That's why you got us tickets to that play, to get rid of us!
That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant and to that button factory.
No, Rachel, things could get incredibly complicated.
Yeah, well, he is a brilliant man.
That's different. I was drunk and stupid.