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00:23:14
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
1025
Uh, we were playing peekaboo. She loves it when I'm dramatic. Heh.
- Morning, roomie. - Hey!
- "Canoodling"? - Well, I can't say "hump" or "screw"...
Where are your babysitter, huh?
Hey, where are all my ovulation sticks? There's only one here.
In fact, let me bring you a crab-cake appetizer on the house.
Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here.
Uh, okay, um, the waiter have a little pool going.
This is the worst date ever! How could you set me up with this creep?
Okay, let's see, we got strained peas, strained carrot...
Okay, let's see, we got strained pea, strained carrots...
You're making money off my misery?
Well, what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?
Okay, just so you know, I'm gonna be ovulating from tomorrow until the 6th.
A couple things. Now that she eats solid food, she poop around the clock.
This is unbelievable. I have never been so insult in my life.
No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry.
Oh, so they owe me, like, three Phoebes.
She's also in this phase where if you leave the room, she scream, but, oh...
I can't believe I'm cry in front of you.
I bet that guy over there is probably saying:
I know, that just push them further and further apart.
It's really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money.
I lost it to drugs.
- Yeah, you know, it's not that fun. - No, I think we kill it.
Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here.
Well, I think I'll go downstairs for a while.
Uh, but is it technically a date if the other person doesn't show up?
I know you're not 18 anymore, but give it a minute.
Suddenly I wish I was reading my own name.
...and Ross is just stood up somewhere at a restaurant all alone.
- I mean, apart from the great food? - Ha, ha.
It doesn't work anyway.
...all my feelings from before are totally over.
...go home alone tonight.
Um, someone average height, dark hair? Or perhaps doing a puzzle?
And I'm pretty sure I'm infertile.
Maybe start seeing other people.
I'll probably be back around 6. But she's in the bedroom, all ready to go.
...isn't so... - Horrifying? Scarring?
Okay, let's see, we got strained peas, strained carrots...
You must think I'm so pathetic.
Well, our plan is working. Rachel's having a miserable time...
You don't think it was intentional?
This is unbelievable. I have never been so insulted in my life.
I may have also served some very questionable meat at the restaurant.
She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.
She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.
It is unacceptable that you'd have sex with Emma in the next room.
[WHISPERS] Oh, she's asleep. Chandler?
...that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful...
Of course. You know, I'm disappointed, but it's not like it's a divorce.