Name: Our Children, Ourselves
Released: 2017-11-18
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) loudmouth

Oh, hell. The boring guy and the loudmouth?
2) schlock

I sat through a badly made schlock fest with absolutely no redeeming value...
3) bozo

with people you actually like, not some bozo who glommed onto you.
4) thump

- Thumpity, thump, thump. Look at Frosty go. - That was weird.
5) sweetheart

Doesn't this feel good, sweetheart?
6) curiosity

How can we encourage our kids to have intellectual curiosity when we don't have any?
7) jaw

Honey... Honey, look. She's doing that thing with her jaw again.
8) thief

It's not like she's gonna grow up to be a thief.
9) scare

No, you're right. This could be my going-bald scare all over again.
10) beard

- Did he have a beard? - You're looking at her.
11) sequel

- Any sequel three and higher. - Oh, yeah.
12) listener

That's because I'm a listener.
13) predator

got together to mate nature's two most violent predator?
14) goodness

Oh, my goodness. Feels like I have ink on me.
15) fest

I sat through a badly made schlock fest with absolutely no redeeming value...
16) idiot

So close. - Stop it, you idiot.
17) surgeon

Sanjay's dad's a surgeon. His mom's a professor. I can't compete with that.
18) tooth

Oh, I've bounced so many balls off those big teeth.

1) embarrass

and I'm sorry if I embarrass you.
2) swear

Well, he does swear a lot.
3) forgive

- I forgive you. - So I'll say good-bye.
4) freak

I was freak out, Tracy, and I...
5) bounce

Oh, I've bounce so many balls off those big teeth.
6) grab

Oh, no. Cam, she must have grab it from that store.
7) absent

I've been absent for the first eight years of his life.
8) suppose

Husband and wife are suppose to help each other...
9) solve

Ay, you see? Problem is solve.
10) realize

I never realize you ever had sex with a girl.
11) pour

Here, Jay. I pour you a glass of orange juice.
12) bet

All right. - You bet.
13) mention

In Cabo you mention you were a fan of Gabriel García Márquez...
14) catch

I'm just gonna go and let you two catch up, so...
15) engineer

Our favorite categories include genetically engineer animals gone wrong...
16) happen

Well, you know, that's what happen when you give me Kahlúa.
17) guess

- Jay, guess who called. The Hoffmans. - Who?
18) sleep

Please don't tell me you slept with her again.

1) genetically

Our favorite categories include genetically engineered animals gone wrong...
2) asleep

- You never came to bed. - I fell asleep in the den.
3) literally

Literally I did take them to the henhouse.
4) besides

- And besides, at the end of the day...
5) obviously

Obviously Sanjay's parents don't care about him.
6) absolutely

I sat through a badly made schlock fest with absolutely no redeeming value...
7) alone

and I couldn't help but notice that you weren't alone.
8) instead

but I used milk instead to make the sauce creamier.
9) quite

I actually found it quite two-dimensional.
10) late

Now go. You're going to be late.
11) actually

Yes. Yes, it's true. I had girlfriends. Quite a few, actually.
12) far

- Cam, it's so far away. - No. I'm not going back there.
13) together

got together to mate nature's two most violent predators?
14) usually

Usually get a new cast around five.
15) else

you may have a baby with someone else and expect them to go back...
16) ever

- Cameron... - No, you're right. I shouldn't try anything new ever.
17) least

- Maybe we should get going. - At least let me drive you to the airport.
18) once

that if I don't say it all at once, I'm never gonna say it.

1) redeeming

I sat through a badly made schlock fest with absolutely no redeeming value...
2) inventive

to eating a delicious and inventive meal like it's nothing.
3) obsessive

It's an obsessive-compulsive thing.
4) annoyed

He gets annoyed if the subtitles are mistranslated.
5) awkward

and it would explain why she was so awkward with me, and...
6) frustrating

Oh. It must be so frustrating for him.
7) acclaimed

While Claire watched one of the most highly acclaimed films of the year...
8) uncomfortable

- Oh, my God. - This is so uncomfortable.
9) delicious

to eating a delicious and inventive meal like it's nothing.
10) nervous

- Okay. Uh, are you nervous? - I'm terrified. Yes.
11) sophisticated

I'd go so far as to say we're as intellectual and sophisticated as...
12) precious

When you reach a certain age, you wanna spend what precious little time you have left...
13) excited

- I know. I was so excited that they called. - I don't want to see them.
14) surprised

You know, I'm surprised to hear you say that. You've been pretty quiet.
15) violent

got together to mate nature's two most violent predators?
16) weird

- Thumpity, thump, thump. Look at Frosty go. - That was weird.
17) sad

That's just sad.
18) tough

Uh, tough guys taking care of babies.

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