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00:21:41
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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You have acute appendicitis. We need to get you into surgery right away.
Oh, little boomer! Oh, puppy kiss!
He took the breakup pretty hard.
At some point I realize I'm sitting on the button to the high school intercom system.
And I wanna hear this story sometime, but I'm sorta counting down to a rupture here!
Sometimes I come in here and noodle on it.
- Well, we got it all worked out, sweetie! - Oh, great!
I know you think this is nothing, but he did say it could be an ulcer.
I know it hurts now, sweetheart, but...
Hey, Barb. Got you the cranberries you wanted for the stuffing.
It was like she was blind and wanted to know what my thigh looked like.
It's usually the anesthesia that gets you. You're over 60, right?
You're just not used to having a mother that shows affection.
Come on, Alex. It's time for your cello lesson.
He just wants to go 'cause he thinks it's an amusement park!
Claire hates this new sweatshirt I bought.
So, the rate of diffusion equals something...
She raised four kids, two barn and a whole lotta hell.
She squeezes and linger!
Let me show you where you stab my mama.
It's really seize up. Just put your fingers all over my... my fanny.
I'm beg, I'm beg.
It's really knot up.
She squeeze and lingers!
- I got your texts. You swore a lot.
- What if you die in there? What do I do without you? - I forgive you!
I tear up a little. Then I tear up a lot.
and he went into the garage and punch the car.
I made you suffer for two whole days!
I'm gonna call her back and tell her to keep her hands off of what belong to me.
There. You're cure!
and you lay down and I buy you a little dress, hmm?
At some point I realize I'm sitting on the button to the high school intercom system.
Almost lost my bracelet.
I rode in it to the guitar store.
Cam's mom spent half of dinner with her hands all over me.
She's always touching me inappropriately, and you never seem to notice.
Boys are surprisingly sensitive at that age.
And I wanna hear this story sometime, but I'm sorta counting down to a rupture here!
Yeah. Definitely. You got it.
But then your dad helped me figure out maybe it's best if we're apart.
well, be alone forever.
I'm truly sorry, Mitchell.
And I certainly can't talk to him about it...
well, be alone forever.
Sometimes I come in here and noodle on it.
Why? Why do I always almost kill my husbands?
No, actually, my stomach's a little funny today.
I left my shopping list inside.
- Girls. - Haley's coming along really well, Ms. Dunphy.
- I'll talk to you later, Tom.
They're fat though, right?
I didn't think he was gonna find someone so fast.
They were talking about taking a trip to Graceland together.
She raised four kids, two barns and a whole lotta hell.
Stomach pains can mean a lot of things: Intestinal blockage...
It was traumatic, Haley.
Look, I know you don't want to hear this, but she's handsy and it makes me uncomfortable.
so you don't get frustrated and want to quit.
It's got a very vibrant cowboy poetry scene.
So, dumb guys go for dumb girls...
for an occasional hug or a little pat on the fanny.
Okay, but be gentle.
and loving and caring.
inappropriate putting of her hands on my body.
Did she take her jalopy or one of them new fancy flyin' machines?
Did she buy that? Because it sounded fake on this end.
I'm just surprised he didn't say anything... to you.
You have acute appendicitis. We need to get you into surgery right away.
- Weird. This is kinda what my song's about. - Yeah, weird.
Sad face emoticon!
Hey. I know this is tough, but you're gonna be fine.