Name: Just Like the Pilgrims Intended
Released: 2017-12-13
Cast: William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky

1) menses

-Depression is a symptom of menses. -Wipe memory on the computer.
2) douche

Mr. Sam at the pawn shop's a douche. Wouldn't trade me an iPad for a Ruger.
3) burrito

We can go get breakfast burrito at Juan's truck after. Ha-ha.
4) chauffeur

Just because you two have DUls don't make me your chauffeur.
5) resemblance

-A new haircut. -l definitely see a resemblance.
6) shameless

-...this is what happened on Shameless. -Gonna give the baby up for adoption.
7) pawn

Take it to Mr. Sam's Pawn Shop. See how much you get.
8) suitcase

-l'll get your suitcase. -Oh, my God. l'm gonna be a grandma.
9) bathtub

-Sorry we ruined your bathtub, Conrad. -lt's okay.
10) biscuit

-Who wants a biscuit? -l want some.
11) sweetheart

What? What are you doing? Sweetheart? No, you can't lie down here.
12) nephew

-l'm gonna be an aunt. -l'm gonna have a nephew l can beat up.
13) squirrel

-Where's the squirrel fund? -The hell's a squirrel fund?
14) bipolar

-Mom's bipolar, Debs. -So like the north and south pole?
15) asshole

An asshole who's eating duck for Thanksgiving tomorrow. Yum.
16) sausage

-l like the one with sausage in it. -Then sausage we shall have.
17) roast

We're gonna roast it, bake it, fry it. l don't care.
18) toast

lt's toast with peanut butter.

1) heckle

lf it'll prevent him from being heckle in the locker room by guys.
2) starve

You gonna carve the turkey? l'm starving.
3) automate

AUTOMATED VOlCE: Message deleted.
4) swear

-Shut the fuck up. l do not. -No, l swear to God. This is you, buh.
5) disappear

You know, you disappear to Brazil.
6) equip

WOMAN: Our hotel is equip.... -Don't be rubbing your apple in there.
7) knock

-...gets knock up and then splits. -You look good, Moni. Back on meds?
8) freeze

...take the pool down before it freeze and cracks.
9) upset

FRANK: God. -Frank, don't be upset with Sheila.
10) intend

lt's just like the pilgrims intend.
11) steal

We have no money since Monica stole the squirrel fund and we need to eat.
12) deserve

-Leave me alone. -That's my money. l deserve it.
13) smell

-But it kind of looks like a turkey. -Yeah, it's pretty good. This smell good.
14) dump

...every time l think about what her dad would do if l dump her.
15) mess

Well, things are pretty mess up around here, so....
16) snap

Until she snap out of it. Which she always does.
17) screw

l screw Timmy Wong as much as l screw you.
18) tap

You tap the end. Let the drops fall off. Flush.

1) embarrassed

...shamefully embarrassed about.
2) bipolar

She's bipolar?
3) feminine

FRANK: Honey, l need you to work your feminine wiles on Clayton.
4) depressed

-Whatever you got. -l think l'm depressed.
5) unfair

Seems unfair they should get the kid if Mark and Celeste paid more.
6) tactical

Look up the 1 0/22 Luger target tactical rifle.
7) upset

-What do you have him doing? -Lip's a mess. He's upset about Karen.
8) bald

That's a bald eagle.
9) rid

What, you trying to get rid of me?
10) nervous

l'm sorry, sweetheart. l'm just so excited and nervous and out of the house.
11) ripe

Phew. Getting a little ripe there. We better get you in a shower.
12) sacred

There's no way we're gonna let the most sacred symbol of American freedom...
13) excited

-l know. -l'm so excited.
14) weird

Don't worry. This isn't too weird.
15) funeral

And made the funeral arrangements.
16) tough

You come back married. That's kind of a tough way to build up trust.
17) okay

You okay?
18) purple

You can wear that purple shirt.

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