New here? Create a new Account
Move to the previous cue
Move to the next cue
Increase size of captions
Decrease size of captions
Translate current cue
00:48:54
William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky
300
l'll think about it. l'm gonna take a shower now, wash your slobber off me.
lt's a rooster in the henhouse. Hide the money.
-Doctors had to give me an episiotomy. -What's that?
Hey, knucklehead, set up the card table.
FRANK: Where are the toenail clippers?
Before you know it, you'll be back to mitten and multiplication tables.
-You fuck girls with that pecker? -As often as they let me.
-l swear l could fit a walrus up there. -lt's not that bad.
Tell lan he's being a douche bag for not talking to me.
What about this little guy? Hey, fella. Oh....
Yeah, but they're dropping one of the brat off at college.
These moron don't know what they're talking about.
lt'll be a nice distraction for Kev.
What's up, you dirty fucker? How's it hanging?
All their stuff is gone. His clothes, her suitcase, gone.
...decided the time had come to pick up the murderer....
LlP: Ah. -Gallagher tickle spot. Come on.
lt's a rooster in the henhouse. Hide the money.
l misread that, didn't l? l'm sorry.
lt's a little hard to keep going with Michael Bolton out there serenading us.
l need to buy her Sudafed, but l'm under 1 8 and her driver's license was revoke.
Karen and l are getting back together. She ditch Jody. Now l can step up.
He's so cute. How could anyone have abandon him?
You stupid old shit! You scare the hell out of me.
But l owe you for the prenup.
Why was it overflow?
l warn you about this yesterday. But do you listen to me?
-lt bother me we're not gonna get the money. -Why would she leave us?
Like they're on my sister's welfare checks that keep getting stolen?
And you deserve to have someone treat you like a queen.
Hey, it smell in here. You blow up our lab?
lt was bound to happen sooner or later, right? Heh.
l don't know. l hadn't flesh it out. l guess that's what l mean.
Least l'm not getting trap by some skank.
-That's all to get us through winter? -Frank screw us when he gave Liam away.
So your house is trick out with all that handicap crap, then.
Hey! Come onboard. Grab some champagne. There's sushi.
-l guess l fell asleep. -Stan, you can't keep doing that...
You can do it afterwards in some states.
Why couldn't he just stay in Costa Rica or Brazil or wherever the hell he was?
She's old. She can barely walk.
Besides, if you deliver at the hospital, you risk them slicing you like a turkey.
Even though we know lt's forever changing
What threat could she possibly be to society?
KEVlN: He shouldn't be alone. -Call his daughter.
For those of you who were too fucking busy...
But when l do finally get it though, l'm gonna open a tanning salon.
You're gonna make me late.
-And his tongue is almost as good as yours. -A dog is not gonna fill the hole in my heart.
How many of these people do you think Jasmine actually knows?
Yeah, it kind of doesn't go away.
-lt was hot inside. KEVlN: Yo, you let our new bunny escape.
Soon as Karen's hormones calm down, l'll be back.
-...forced to write that. -Like l'm not worried enough.
She's a married mother publicly flaunting the geriatric she's sleeping with.
Uh, yeah, l'm still here. Phillip Gallagher, twelfth grade.
-l'm pretty embarrassed about the other night. -lt's okay. Don't even worry about it.
...you fucked my husband, you miserable excuse for a vagina.
Oh. That's a disturbing image.
-lt's hard to watch the game on a baked ham. HELEN: Heh.
Don't you hop away from us, you dumb fucking whore!
-He's driving me crazy. -He's still upset?
-We have to get rid of your grandmother. FlONA: What?
-We're what? -Did l not say that out loud to you yet?
-My fake wife. STEVE: Guys, guys. Come on.
LlP: Surprised you called.
Forget just everything l said. l'm really drunk and high.
-Hey, you filthy fucking Portuguese. KEVlN: Stan's losing his marbles.
DEBBlE: Was it weird seeing Jimmy? FlONA: Who's Jimmy?
-Well, then pick out a stupid dog. -Dogs are too much responsibility.
You okay?
-She still alive? -l haven't been up there.