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00:22:23
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
90
having Larry up there without a life preserver on,
But I just didn't know about the whole subtext thing, you know?
- ♪ Aah aah aah ♪
Oh, my gol! Take a break, guys!
You want to play Settlers of Catan on Xbox?
- Oh, you fucking pervert!
- ♪ I want to be covered in semen ♪
but Tebow is definitely our quarterback of the future.
Can I get a scotch and soda?
- And then she does. It's a metaphor.
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- Huh? - Think about it, bro!
- Do something, you stupid vegan!
as patron flooded out the exits and water flooded the theater.
- [On TV] The musical came to a screeching halt
- It takes a lot of gut to be a vegan in today's world.
♪ We know what goodness is ♪
Can I get a scotch and soda?
is to make women famish for blow jobs.
- ♪ Aah aah aah ♪
♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor"♪
they're total bros who hang out at Hooters.
- And what am I suppose to do, run?
don't expect to be invite to my after-party.
Right now your wife is being shot so full
I'm not feeling 100%. You care if I go lay down?
as patrons flood out the exits and water flood the theater.
It was the greatest thing I ever taste.
Women are so caught up in all the singing and dancing,
♪ When you push me off the diving board, I fell ♪
- He does decide for himself!
- ♪ I got the horses fed and the truck lock up ♪
It just kind of suck to be back here now, you know?
he wouldn't get beat up by every kid in school.
♪ You give me strength where there was only fear ♪
but I guess we have to take chances sometimes.
♪ A woman is prettiest covered in semen ♪
Did you get a blow job afterwards?
And wherever he is, he loves you.
- Oh, man, I'm so glad we put our differences aside.
but Tebow is definitely our quarterback of the future.
perhaps the greatest of all time!
but I guess we have to take chances sometimes.
- How about instead of Splooge-drenched Blow Job Queen,
But there's a blow job reference almost every ten seconds.
you're actually experiencing... - Dad?
It just kind of sucks to be back here now, you know?
- Merrily We Roll Along, bro!
- ♪ Take me away, and let's live together ♪
a long time ago, Sharon.
Would you ever believe that hot dog was vegan?
- Maybe if Larry had a nice steak once in a while,
How hard can writing a musical be?
- You're making it too obvious!
- [On TV] The musical came to a screeching halt
What's metaphorical about a musical called
♪ Gonna have me a rowdy good time ♪
all preventable with a vegan diet and a lifejacket.
of subliminal messages,
Blow jobs seem a little degrading to me.
- There is more fecal bacteria- - Dad?
- 45 minutes, nonstop. - Nuh-uh!
Would you ever believe that hot dog was vegan?
♪ And stood up to a boy who called me queer ♪
refined, cultured!
The fire chief said it was unfortunate
- That's ridiculous!
refined, cultured!
- I have to admit, it makes me a little nervous,
- ♪ I'm about to get drunk and loud ♪
a woman's mouth is sacred!
- ♪ I'm about to get drunk and loud ♪