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00:22:23
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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- So then... - so then the fireman says, "That won't even fit in my scrotum!"
A Baptist priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.
- Hey, you fella think you can help me get across that border?
- So then don't have a slumber party if you're gonna be an asshole all night.
- So then... - so then the fireman says, "That won't even fit in my scrotum!"
- The standard-issue Border Patrol weapon is the P-29 stun baton.
If the Ripples hadn't a come along, I might have froze to death.
but Mexican patriotism?
and apply some good diversion tactic.
and apply some good diversion tactics.
Wake up, loser!
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Well, you're a fucking Jew, Kyle!
There's a heap of Mexicans out there
- So then don't have a slumber party if you're gonna be an asshole all night.
- When we asked Obama to stop illegal immigrant,
They work around the clock protecting America's prosperity.
It's the curse of success, Charlie.
We scrape some money together and got you something.
we're gonna be overrun with these jobless, no-good-
♪ People spout, "Howdy neighbor" ♪
- Poor thing must have snuck across the border
A great and wealthy nation will always be plague
- All right, ya'll, keep your eyes peel and your guns ready.
- But just what has spark the Mexican desire to live in Mexico?
If the Ripples hadn't a come along, I might have froze to death.
[Robotic voice] No Mexicans detect.
He belong with his own kind, Brian.
- What are we suppose to do,
The borders are being flood with Latin Americans
where Mexicans are realizing
Hey, wake up, you guys!
- Boy, I'm so glad I prove I'm a good Meheecan!
- Look, guys, all we need to do is split up
- Cartman, stop pouting that you lost the game.
- Just seem like Mexicans don't try to cross into the U.S.
You might have inadvertently gotten him killed!
- It sure is. I can barely see.
- This is gonna be so fucking sweet.
it actually is starting to suck more here in the U.S.
It's really kind of made me appreciate my amigos back home.
They've just about all gotten back across.
If the Ripples hadn't a come along, I might have froze to death.
We scraped some money together and got you something.
He'll have so much more opportunity here than he ever would in Mexico.
- It sure is. I can barely see.
- At least I have an asshole, Kyle!
A great and wealthy nation will always be plagued
No matter how hard we tried, the Mexicans all got across the border.
who you can never remember if he was there or not.
Now you're Texan too.
Turn around and get back to work.
- ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
He'll have so much more opportunity here than he ever would in Mexico.
- The baton is nonlethal but powerful-
- I was enthralled with the dialogue exchange.
The Border Patrol is uncompromising, diligent, and cool.
The Border Patrol is uncompromising, diligent, and cool.
Now you're Texan too.
You volunteers are the key to keeping this country safe and prosperous.
- Dedicated, patriotic, tireless.
If the Mexican people feel inspired, good for them.
- Oh, careful, darling. The storm is getting worse.
- Yes, it's a very odd phenomenon, Chris.
- He's trying a simple diversion tactic. Thinks we're stupid.
And now you're a Mexican Jew!
You're going to be okay. Do you understand?
- Pretty quiet out there.
I'm just sensitive to firemen jokes 'cause of 9/11 and the-
- Yeah, well you all need to stay focused, God damn it!
- When we asked Obama to stop illegal immigrants,
- This is gonna be so fucking sweet.