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00:22:26
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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when the Pillsbury doughboy bends over?
- Wir egal un die Comedy Awarding Thing.
Awkwardness in 5.4 minutes.
Because its pecker is on its head.
the extermination of all biological life on Earth.
as Funnybot began his opening monologue,
a super automaton with perfect timing
- D-don't worry, fella. Everything's gonna be okay.
-Ja, ja, lass die Hände hoch!
- Shock and disbelief tonight
and that retaliation towards the schoolchildren
- You little fucker!
And then on Friday during lunch and recess,
Fellas, get me a Ken doll and some scotch tape.
Spectators say the violent attack was unmotivated,
they tell it some kind of paradox
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
An acknowledgement of all you do in the pursuit of humor.
- ♪ Ample parking day or night, people spout howdy neighbor ♪
- Funnybot has explode onto the silver screen too!
- A school in Colorado has declare Germans
when the Pillsbury doughboy bend over?
I've spare no expense to make my comedy awards
- What am I suppose to say?
the governor's mansion in Alabama burn down?
I promise.
of the Comedy Awards reverse their vote
- Funnybot is simply push the limits of comedy.
And for doing that, we have all decide to give you....
that the Germans first engineer Funnybot,
deliver his opening lines at the Hollywood Forum,
but Jay Leno's really losing it.
Can't we just spend one lunch and recess saying thanks
Jimmy, do you what happen to the last people
Which--which I guess means I gotta suck it too, huh, mkay.
- Funnybot is now finish with final joke.
then spontaneously started shooting people-
Uh, I guess, unfortunately,
is now gone forever.
- Yes, you certainly are.
killing nearly all of them.
Let's kill 'em all right fucking now!
Things can finally get back to normal.
to actually show up to receive
- It's kind of funny, you guys.
that comedy and logic do not go together.
but you can't go around taking everyone else's jobs.
the biggest thing this school has ever seen.
- Yeah, I'm sure glad that's over with.
the least-funny people in the world.
solidifying the opinion once again that Funnybot
always complain about turtles
he never know what to say.
- Not again. - Ah, crap.
Spectators say the violent attack was unmotivated,
Since then, Funnybot has seen a meteoric rise to stardom,
a supe automaton with perfect timing
and all of Germany is outraged.
irrational, and also pretty goddamn funny,
of imperfect biological life-forms.
Oh, God, how embarrassing.
Awkward!
that the end of our country is imminent.
The line is an imaginary invention
It's been two weeks now since the prestigious voters
who said they don't will be swift and brutal.
I'm Sandy Cervix, and I'm deaf in one ear.
who said they don't will be swift and brutal.
Spectators say the violent attack was unmotivated,
Thanks, everyone, for this incredible award.
- Dad, I'm really feeling sad and let down right now,
- I am pleased to announce