Name: The Pancake Batter Anomaly
Released: 2021-01-20
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) crouton

Can I get any of those with little frankfurter slices and homemade crouton?
2) baster

Can you go to the kitchen and get me the turkey baster labeled, "Mucus"?
3) footstep

Won't my footstep set it off?
4) frankfurter

...with little frankfurter slices and these homemade croutons.
5) sputum

...and I am producing sputum at an alarming rate.
6) purr

Purr, purr, purr
7) snot

You'll be trapped forever in his whiny, hyper-neurotic snot web.
8) ung

...she said, "Méchtest du eine DarmspU/ung?"
9) morn

No, my morn had to fly back to Texas to help my dad...
10) centrifuge

...for when they need dogs to operate the centrifuge for blind scientists.
11) delirium

Clearly, febrile delirium is setting in.
12) mucus

Can you go to the kitchen and get me the turkey baster labeled, "Mucus"?
13) tortilla

We have chicken, tortilla and potato leek.
14) sweetie

Okay, sweetie. I'll take care of you. What do you need?
15) intestine

...with my lower intestine playing the part of Czechoslovakia.
16) enema

Based on what happened next, I assume it means, "Would you like an enema?"
17) apricot

I need a growth medium, and someone polished off the apricot yogurt.
18) dresser

My spare glasses are in my bedroom, on my dresser, next to my bat signal.

1) owe

I guess I owe the Betty Crocker Company a letter of apology.
2) whip

...before the gorillas whip the crap out of Charlton Heston.
3) shout

...but you shout me down.
4) doom

All these people here are doom.
5) predict

Well, as I predict, I am sick.
6) smell

VapoRub makes my hands smell funny.
7) trap

You'll be trap forever in his whiny, hyper-neurotic snot web.
8) screw

He's home. I'm screw.
9) bend

Leonard, my comforter fell down and my sinuses hurt when I bend over.
10) slip

...because the house had slip off the cinder blocks again.
11) introduce

...Typhoid Penny has introduce into our environment.
12) lie

When I'm lying comatose in a hospital relying on inferior minds to cure me...
13) teach

- I'm sorry, honey, I don't know it. - I'll teach you.
14) shift

...it has shift from clear to milky green.
15) assume

Based on what happened next, I assume it means, "Would you like an enema?"
16) deliver

You can have soup deliver.
17) establish

He's paranoid and he's establish a nest.
18) forget

I forgot the protocol we put in place after the great ear infection of '06.

1) apiece

Five movies, two hours apiece.
2) exponentially

My fever has been tracking up exponentially since 2 a.m...
3) deliberately

You deliberately stuck me with Sheldon.
4) damn

...you damn dirty ape.
5) somewhere

Somewhere between tool using and cave painting...
6) abroad

- Studying abroad? - No, visiting professor.
7) obviously

Obviously, you're not well suited for three-dimensional chess.
8) definitely

No sponge baths and definitely no enemas.
9) forever

You'll be trapped forever in his whiny, hyper-neurotic snot web.
10) perhaps

Perhaps three-dimensional Candy Land would be more your speed.
11) finally

When I finally managed to convince her I was sick...
12) forward

Good. From this point forward, you will have to crawl.
13) enough

All right, you're close enough to Sheldon's room. Deploy the sensor.
14) later

- Okay, I'll see you later. - Wait.
15) else

What else would I drink? Gases? Solids? Ionized plasma?
16) ago

...it would've died out years ago.
17) ever

Sheldon, you are a grown man. Haven't you ever been sick before?
18) once

Well, once, when I was 15 and spending the summer...

1) febrile

Clearly, febrile delirium is setting in.
2) petri

I'm making petri dishes to grow throat cultures.
3) alarming

...and I am producing sputum at an alarming rate.
4) doomed

- You're doomed. - Shh!
5) inferior

When I'm lying comatose in a hospital relying on inferior minds to cure me...
6) grilled

I want grilled cheese.
7) suited

Obviously, you're not well suited for three-dimensional chess.
8) spare

My spare glasses are in my bedroom, on my dresser, next to my bat signal.
9) grown

Sheldon, you are a grown man. Haven't you ever been sick before?
10) okay

That's okay. I understand.
11) absolute

All you can say with absolute certainty is that that joke is not funny here.
12) blind

...for when they need dogs to operate the centrifuge for blind scientists.
13) dear

[IN CONGESTED VOICE] Oh, dear God.
14) warm

[SINGING] Soft kitty, warm kitty
15) soft

Can you sing "Soft Kitty"?
16) internal

...and the result was an internal blitzkrieg...
17) deep

[THX'S "DEEP NOTE" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
18) nice

Okay, that was very nice of you. Okay, I gotta go.

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