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00:19:53
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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- As you know, I don't care for chitchat. - Can you just let me in?
- What's the matter? - This granola bar has peanuts in it.
Instead of a titanium centrifuge, my parents bought me--
Do you understand the concept of blackmail?
We should pick up Benadryl at the drugstore and go home.
...was a concise summation of the research of Bertram Forer...
I envy Leonard for growing up without that anguish.
He can't eat cheesecake. He's lactose intolerant.
An alcoholic who's two tequila shots away from letting you wear her like a hat.
Hey, guys, some of the other waitress wanted me to ask you something.
The laundry is out of the hamper.
Okay, sweetie, I understand you have scars that no non-professional can heal...
Okay, he can have carrot cake.
Okay, sweetie, I understand you have scar that no non-professional can heal...
This one birthday, I came home from my cello lesson...
RAJESH: Oh, sweet Krishna, shake that rupee maker.
HOWARD: Make sure they remember, no peanut.
Luckily for you, this is not a nuclear reactor.
...and unbag all your mint-condition comic books.
...and being expel from a birth canal was not considered one of them.
...as the other children mock my disorientation.
So listen, the Nuart is showing the revise, definitive cut of Blade Runner.
But unfortunately, this hospital is not equip to treat stupid.
...before hell freeze over.
I accept your premise, I reject your conclusion.
I refuse to let him experience the same childhood trauma I did.
I suppose that's possible.
...and spun toward a grotesque tailless donkey...
Well, if I had a gun there, would you have shot yourself?
- His mother publish a paper on it. - Well, what was it called?
...who, in 1948, prove conclusively...
I had no idea it was your birthday. I forgot.
The possibility exist Leonard could have a birthday party...
Leonard grew up to be an experimental physicist.
- Too late. - Let's say I go out and I spend $50 on you.
The way I could get him to leave was tell him I ate a peanut.
Luckily for you, this is not a nuclear reactor.
Come on. Afterwards, there's a Q&A with Harrison Ford's body double.
...but nevertheless, we're gonna throw Leonard a birthday party.
SHELDON: It was obviously effective.
Yes, well, apparently, neither does anyone else.
But unfortunately, this hospital is not equipped to treat stupid.
I'm extremely uncomfortable with dancing...
This one has eight seconds of previously-unseen footage.
Perhaps if she'd also denied him Christmas, he'd be a little better at it.
Instead of a titanium centrifuge, my parents bought me--
- That's so silly. - It's actually based on very sound theories.
Well, it was kind of like a birthday party.
Ah, fair enough.
Yes, well, apparently, neither does anyone else.
Dude, everybody left an hour ago.
- That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. - You think?
...but when they're afraid of lawsuits, they sure test everything.
So you've really never had a birthday party?
...that astrology is pseudoscientific hokum.
...and spun toward a grotesque tailless donkey...
It's a laborious activity because I have to imagine what you need...
...and spun toward a grotesque tailless donkey...
...through meticulous experiments...
...with the one in my refrigerated warehouse.
They got me a motorized dirt bike.
And I got him this amazing autographed copy of The Feynman Lectures on Physics.
I'm extremely uncomfortable with dancing...
...while being forced into the crowded, sweaty hell of bouncy castles.
Well, it's a fun sweater. It's got a bold geometric print.
...based on Alex Ross' definitive Batman.
Well, all right, but I don't see this as a promising endeavor.
- Howard, get rid of Leonard for two hours. - No problem.
There's this kid in Copenhagen, he has no immune system.
Everyone is very, very drunk and-- Ooh, mmm.
- That's the sad thing I've ever heard. - You think?
But unfortunately, this hospital is not equipped to treat stupid.