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00:21:06
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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A hobbit is a mortal, half ling inhabitant of Middle-earth...
Just a heads up, fella, if anyone gets lucky...
HOWARD: Yes, but you don't have to lose to Kyle Bernstein's bar mitzvah party.
Are misfiring neuron in your hippocampus preventing the conversion...
A choc-choc tram'?
Well, it seems that the newcomer approaches the existing group...
...this party is a scathing indictment of the American education system.
I'm going to assert my dominance face to face.
Why don't you just tell people you're a zebra?
Why don't you just tell people you're one of the seven dwarves?
Mm. By Odin's beard, this is good Chex Mix.
I understand your impulse to try to physically intimidate me.
And, my God, you are such a good listener.
...and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command.
And what are you supposed to be, an elf?
Yes, but our society has undergone a paradigm shift.
...most accurate visualization of a scientific principle.
And I'm an idiot, because I always believe guys like that.
No, we were annihilate by our own incompetence...
...Kurt would be entitle to his choice of female partners.
Sure, if you consider being frag by your own troops fun.
She brushes her hair back, I brush mine. She shrug, I shrug.
Maybe the Avengers summon him.
...pretty much whatever tickle his fancy.
Yes, but our society has undergo a paradigm shift.
But patterns emerge.
Subconsciously, she's thinking, "We're in sync. We belong together."
She brush her hair back, I brush mine. She shrugs, I shrug.
- Hey, what's Sheldon suppose to be? - Oh, he's the Doppler effect.
No, I wanna talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the back.
For all we know, he crash the party and Penny doesn't even want him here.
In fact, I doubt if he can even spell confrontation.
We really suck at paintball.
LEONARD: Oh, come on. Some battles you win, some battles you lose.
Then what happen?
I mean, look at Wolowitz. He's not English, but he's dress like Peter Pan.
Subconsciously, she's thinking, "We're in sync. We belong together."
She was a little bigger than you, but it's basically the same look, man.
Sheldon is neither sound nor light, but he's obviously the Doppler effect.
HOWARD: That was absolutely humiliating.
Because I saw Peter Pan and you're dressed exactly like Cathy Rigby.
...a potential close friend and perhaps more.
Yet another child left behind.
- Well, I actually might be able to help. - How so?
That's as far as I've gotten.
It'll look like one person going really fast.
Subconsciously, she's thinking, "We're in sync. We belong together."
Okay, if no one else will say it, I will.
Look, if this was 15,000 years ago, by virtue of his size and strength...
Penny is wearing the worst Catwoman costume I've ever seen.
He always does stuff like that.
- Anime? - Of course.
I'm having a party on Saturday, so if you're around, come by.
...I'm much more suited to being the guy from the FAA analyzing wreckage.
So what? I'm unevolved?
I think we have to acknowledge, those were some fairly savage preadolescent Jews.
...and so you're driven to animalistic puffery.
A Homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says, "What?"
...or around women, or at times even effeminate men.
...and he was just all apologetic about how he's changed.
...this party is a scathing indictment of the American education system.
Just because I'm Indian, I can't be a Norse god?
Yeah, I'm a freaking genius.
Most frightening, most authentic...
[UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF GIANTS' "MEANINGLESS LOVE" PLAYS ON STEREO]
But there's nothing embarrassing about that.
...whereas an elf is an immortal, tall warrior.
A hobbit is a mortal, half ling inhabitant of Middle-earth...
This is ridiculous.
No, seriously, you can. I have transient idiopathic arrhythmia.
...but some of us have climbed a little higher on the evolutionary tree.
...I will be less than useless.