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00:22:47
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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Uh, sorry, that's "pathet," which is Sanskrit for "really cool way to live."
...having a roommate is just kind of pathe...
[MARCEL CHATTERING]
So you know, congratulation. This is so exciting!
We're in a virtual snowstorm of confetti here in Times Square.
...this blond planet with a pocketbook...
[SOBBING]
Even her eyelash
Ross. He's playing with my spatula again.
What do you say you and I do a little mingling?
With the balled-up socks? I figured you taught him that.
I'm thinking your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table.
- I'm sorry you misunderstood. - Oh, my God.
That juggling thing is amazing.
...it was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf.
I'm gonna blow this one up and I'm gonna write "Reunited" in glitter.
I snapped, okay? I couldn't handle the pressure and I snapped.
Then that's when you started yell.
And then your face exploded?
My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.
...it was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf.
Because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough...
Uh, that's definitely a valid question...
And then you say, um, "It's tearing me apart...
Look, I didn't want to leave him alone, all right?
- And sometimes when it's freezing DAVID: I'm being honest here.
Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be.
...it was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf.
I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean.
And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go...
- I feel a little sneezy MAX: You're right.
But see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss...
...you are, uh, luminous with a kind of delicate grace.
He was more embarrassed about that than anyone.
So I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.
And I'm not really a sweeping sort of fella.
He's not even jolly. It's all political.
[R.E.M.'S "SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE" PLAYING]
Yeah, noisy boys.
...you are, uh, luminous with a kind of delicate grace.