Name: The One with the Candy Hearts
Released: 2017-09-05
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) slathering

I'm not even sure what slathering is.
2) sobbing

[MIMICS SOBBING] "Oh, was it good for you?"
3) zinfandel

Will you get me a white zinfandel and a glass of red for Janice?
4) oregano

All I had is oregano and a Fresca.
5) bonfire

It's not the first boyfriend bonfire we've seen get out of control.
6) fireman

FIREMAN 1: What do we got there?
7) semen

All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
8) creep

You can go out with a creep any night of the year.
9) zipper

...of your zipper since you came back from the bathroom.
10) puppet

Are you sure? Because you could make little puppet out of them.

1) slather

She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off.
2) stutter

[STUTTERS]
3) mimic

[MIMICS CASH REGISTER]
4) chant

Or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks.
5) yell

Can you stop yell? You're making me nervous...
6) dumped

No. Pheebs. Don't you remember why you dumped the guy?
7) screwed

Maybe I screwed up the first date I had in nine years.
8) shave

Oh. You know my friend Abby who shave her head?
9) lend

- Any contact? - She lent me an egg once.
10) swear

You did so. I swear. I swear to...

1) funnily

...that, funnily enough...
2) nervously

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
3) voluntarily

Pheebs, this woman is voluntarily bald.
4) barely

She barely knows me. We just live in the same building.
5) perfectly

...and she's perfectly nice, you know?
6) besides

And besides, you're carrying my baby.
7) definitely

But I definitely want to be a part of it.
8) forever

No, don't, please. I've been waiting for forever to go out with Lorraine.
9) twice

You set me up with a woman I've dumped twice in the last five months.
10) alone

Because she's alone now.

1) sacramental

Okay. So now we need, um, sage branches and the sacramental wine.
2) charred

...what looks like a half-charred picture of...
3) overpriced

A bottle of your most overpriced champagne.
4) frightening

And mean. And a little frightening.
5) crappy

Ugh, what a crappy night.
6) needy

Come on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinking:
7) creepy

Okay, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.
8) wacky

Here's a wacky thought. Um, ahem.
9) pathetic

Pathetic mess. I know, but...
10) righteous

All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.

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