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00:22:14
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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I am the relationship king, and you are the crazy, irrational screwup!
Phoebe, you have a twig in your hair.
We kind of took a detour on our way over here.
Honey? The tortilla chips know what you mean.
That other window is the stairway. You've been counting wrong.
Monica, here's your broom back.
Is he doing his "shark attack" bit yet?
So, uh, Chandler, do you like that badge I got you?
I made a huge fool of myself, and I came back. That shows courage.
You should check this out. Tell the other tenant.
No. Those first two windows, that's the lobby.
...I am sorry if I gave you the wrong impression.
MAN [OVER RADIO]: We've lost visual contact with the suspect.
But I totally misread him and I, uh...
Ha, ha. We violate section 12, paragraph 7 of the criminal code.
You just freak out about our relationship.
No, I actually thought it was unfair the way everyone react.
MAN [OVER RADIO]: Suspect has just emerge naked from the sewer.
...and he kind of lean in toward me. Maybe he was going to open the door.
Wow. Well, if you nail the interview, you'll get it.
But I counted. You're not suppose to live here.
...just because some guy shot at a store clerk.
Aw, well, I'm not totally back yet. But I appreciate it.
You know what I just realize?
God, I woke the beast. Um...
We've prove that we are hot, okay? So why are you obsessed about this?
Ugh, I accidentally kissed him in the interview...
What do you say, maybe, sometime I hold your gun?
I was wrong obviously. I just misspoke. It's okay.
Apparently, he's running around looking for some kind of hot girl.
No, I'm all alone.
That's, uh, quite all right.
I almost lost another girl because of counting!
Trust me. It was actually very funny.
...and he kind of leaned in toward me. Maybe he was going to open the door.
Fair enough.
- I'll see you later. - Okay.
Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it, though. He's so sweet.
I didn't know what else to do!
I am the relationship king, and you are the crazy, irrational screwup!
Horrible! I did the stupidest, most embarrassing thing.
But I feel obligated to tell you that this meeting is being videotaped.
We've proved that we are hot, okay? So why are you obsessed about this?
This is getting ridiculous.
It's so unfair that our date has to get cut short...
Would it be inappropriate if I gave you a hug?
Okay, you know where you are better than I do. I was just curious.
But to tell you the truth, I'm more excited about where we are now.
I think that's pretty incredible.
Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it, though. He's so sweet.
It makes me really sad that we're not really there anymore.
But like a really tough one who shoots bad guys.