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00:22:12
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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You know, breadstick fang are always funny.
And, okay, you guys: Gold digger, cradle-robbing perv.
You were so funny with that waiter. You're such a nut.
Don't you think her brother should be godfather?
A little kid spit on my knee.
Well, unless you make some kind of big gesture.
Hey, Ross. What's up, bro?
Hey, listen, is it obvious I'm wearing six sweater?
Hey, Ross, what is Ben doing after preschool?
And, okay, you guys: Gold digger, cradle-robbing perv.
Look, Ross, if you want your neighbor to like you...
- Salt, so your life always has flavor. - Ah.
You were so funny with that waiter. You're such a nut.
Yeah, he's the handyman. He's gonna be retiring next week...
Get all freak out because everybody was joking around about marriage.
I mess up, you tell me how to fix it and I do.
...and everything that's relate to babies and marriage.
Yeah, so? What's that suppose to mean?
...and everyone who lives here is kick in a hundred bucks...
Hey, you know what I just realize?
You chip in?
Have you lost your mind?
...because I forgot to say hello to you last week.
...I would have been able spend the rest of my life with the woman I love.
...because I don't totally understand what happen there.
Well, thanks. Thanks. And thanks, I guess.
Just hanging out. Having fun, you know, uh, with the girl that I'm seeing casually.
Yeah, here, somewhere else. You know, wherever. Ha, ha.
But somehow you came off as the bad guy.
Yeah, here, somewhere else. You know, wherever. Ha, ha.
Obviously, I didn't think they were gonna start throwing things.
Couldn't you just stay like this forever?
You are absolutely right. I mean, that makes everything different.
But sometimes when you playfully punch me like that...
Did you know I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm?
And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and, you know, it's Monica.
Oh, no, that's okay. We've actually known for a while.
Yeah, I'm kind of wishing everyone wasn't here right now.
JOEY: Yeah, big, though.
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]
Kurt? I thought, you know, abrasive drunk.
Oh, please. You are obsessed with babies and marriage...
And a scented candle for the bathroom.
I thought you agreed it was unreasonable that they asked me for that money.
...and I want you to think about how ridiculous this sounds.
...is directly related to how insane you were.
Where's Monica? Where is she? I need to talk to her, it's urgent. Is she here?
...and caring and very generous.
This way I'm just, you know, the exotic, generous stranger.
This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap.
Um, Lola, mind-numbingly stupid.
Oh, no, that's okay. We've actually known for a while.