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00:22:13
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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I said I was the executor of the will and I needed to talk to him.
Well, Ursula is a waitress and she lives in Soho.
Reasons for abandonment:
...everyone at the audition will wear ultra-hip, high fashion stuff.
I don't want the lipstick that much.
You get mustard on that bag, you can't return it.
I burned the formula, and I put your diaper on backwards.
Really? A purse?
And the bunny got away.
Yeah, but sandwich time is right now.
Dude, look out!
- That was half an hour? - It's your timer.
Relax, I'll pay you with the money from the job I'll get. Thanks to you.
...I'm beg you, never do that to anyone.
You think he'd talk to the daughter he abandon?
I kind of scare myself.
- All right, then you owe me $350. JOEY: Fine.
You almost crush my hat.
...and she bent down to get some yogurt and never came back up again.
We're suppose to be honest.
I burn the formula, and I put your diapers on backwards.
...but I pictured her getting mad the way you did, and I chicken out.
I suck!
This would be the place where you explain the hat.
What happen? How did she die?
I guess then I would have to say C.
Um, alrighty. Um, before we get started, I need you...
I burned the formula, and I put your diapers on backwards.
Exactly. Unisex!
You almost crushed my hat.
I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside!
Actually, it's kind of cool. Because it's like...
Actually, it's kind of cool. Because it's like...
I'm fine. But, uh, my grandma sort of died.
Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
She gives the worst massages ever.
Well, at least you scared someone.
Ah, I can't believe we've never done this. It's so good!
It's not like I won't see her again. She'll visit.
I'm up for the part of this cool, suave, international guy.
Say goodbye to sore muscles!
Like you could find something this sophisticated.
She had a really incredible life.
But it is odd how a woman's purse looks so good on me, a man.
Well, no, just that one. But it was stupid.
Um, only okay. Because I just got back from the hospital.
...but I pictured her getting mad the way you did, and I chickened out.
But, um, I was pretty tight with her and her daughter.
Right. She's on a new spiritual plane and she'll come to the coffeehouse.
Um, we're having a memorial service tomorrow.
You know what? My grandma had the exact same bag!
I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too.