Name: The One with Joey's Bag
Released: 2016-10-17
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) executor ( исполнитель )

I said I was the executor of the will and I needed to talk to him.
2) waitress ( официантка )

Well, Ursula is a waitress and she lives in Soho.
3) abandonment ( отказ )

Reasons for abandonment:
4) audition ( прослушивание )

...everyone at the audition will wear ultra-hip, high fashion stuff.
5) lipstick ( помада )

I don't want the lipstick that much.
6) mustard ( горчица )

You get mustard on that bag, you can't return it.
7) diaper ( памперс )

I burned the formula, and I put your diaper on backwards.
8) purse ( портмоне )

Really? A purse?
9) bunny ( зайчик )

And the bunny got away.
10) sandwich ( сэндвич )

Yeah, but sandwich time is right now.
11) dude ( чувак )

Dude, look out!
12) timer ( таймер )

- That was half an hour? - It's your timer.
13) relax ( отдохнуть )

Relax, I'll pay you with the money from the job I'll get. Thanks to you.

1) beg ( прошу )

...I'm beg you, never do that to anyone.
2) abandon ( отказаться от )

You think he'd talk to the daughter he abandon?
3) scare ( пугать )

I kind of scare myself.
4) owe ( должен )

- All right, then you owe me $350. JOEY: Fine.
5) crush ( давка )

You almost crush my hat.
6) bend ( согнуть )

...and she bent down to get some yogurt and never came back up again.
7) suppose ( предположим )

We're suppose to be honest.
8) burn ( сжечь )

I burn the formula, and I put your diapers on backwards.
9) chicken ( курица )

...but I pictured her getting mad the way you did, and I chicken out.
10) suck ( отстой )

I suck!
11) explain ( объяснить )

This would be the place where you explain the hat.
12) happen ( произошло )

What happen? How did she die?
13) guess ( думаю )

I guess then I would have to say C.

1) alrighty ( ладушки )

Um, alrighty. Um, before we get started, I need you...
2) backwards ( назад )

I burned the formula, and I put your diapers on backwards.
3) exactly ( точно )

Exactly. Unisex!
4) almost ( почти )

You almost crushed my hat.
5) outside ( снаружи )

I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside!
6) actually ( на самом деле )

Actually, it's kind of cool. Because it's like...
7) kind ( вид )

Actually, it's kind of cool. Because it's like...
8) sort ( сортировать )

I'm fine. But, uh, my grandma sort of died.
9) ago ( назад )

Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
10) ever ( всегда )

She gives the worst massages ever.
11) least ( не менее )

Well, at least you scared someone.
12) never ( никогда )

Ah, I can't believe we've never done this. It's so good!
13) again ( снова )

It's not like I won't see her again. She'll visit.

1) suave ( учтивый )

I'm up for the part of this cool, suave, international guy.
2) sore ( болит )

Say goodbye to sore muscles!
3) sophisticated ( сложные )

Like you could find something this sophisticated.
4) incredible ( невероятные )

She had a really incredible life.
5) odd ( странно )

But it is odd how a woman's purse looks so good on me, a man.
6) stupid ( глупо )

Well, no, just that one. But it was stupid.
7) okay ( ладно )

Um, only okay. Because I just got back from the hospital.
8) mad ( с ума )

...but I pictured her getting mad the way you did, and I chickened out.
9) tight ( туго )

But, um, I was pretty tight with her and her daughter.
10) spiritual ( духовное )

Right. She's on a new spiritual plane and she'll come to the coffeehouse.
11) memorial ( мемориал )

Um, we're having a memorial service tomorrow.
12) exact ( точное )

You know what? My grandma had the exact same bag!
13) practical ( практические )

I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too.

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