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00:21:14
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
62
Nice wordplay, mom,
Uh, narc. Yeah.
I've got two special gummy bears you can have.
Somebody named olga should be salting me like a pretzel!
Oh, hey, guys. Hey, cupcake!
No, a game of foosball, double or nothing.
I just got my first perk as c.E.O. Of pritchett's closets.
Hey, no disrespect, but if o'brien's even halfway sober,
I cannot believe my baby accepted a bribe.
Yeah, he's got a better reach, better jab,
It's called fear of the future, or "fof" or "fotf."
No kids. I'm wearing velcro sneaker.
Where did I stash the hors d'oeuvres?
There's alf sass this handsome mailman
So, we bribe lily with all the soda she could drink
Afraid of being punish by their mommies.
Cameron: Oh, boom! Jay: Next up, I paddle your mother.
An unlikely duo thrust together.
I retire two months ago. Right. Right.
Am I scream right now?
Damn it! O'brien knock him out!
Then why are you lean like that?
(laughs evilly) who dare invoke my name?
I deserve a sweet.
I smell cheap beer. Someone's been having a party.
Listen, we have assign seats
I'm dangerously low on sunscreen powder.
Is a long and vaguely sexist rap.
It's so crazy. We started doing it ironically,
Hey, no disrespect, but if o'brien's even halfway sober,
But those kids upstairs weren't gonna stay quiet forever.
Not wanting to accidentally tell everyone in high school
My mom's definitely gonna get suspicious and check on us.
He takes hernandez apart.
But those kids upstairs weren't gonna stay quiet forever.
That there's nothing suspicious anywhere.
Wouldn't it be faster if you actually --
I'll set an alarm so we know exactly when it hits.
Alone, pay-per-view boxing --
That gives us plenty of time to ube home,
Just how uncool we are.
Because he just had to smoke his dorky pipe.
But I always seemed to be too much, too demonstrative,
No, they don't sell gummy bears like these here.
Phil's too ticklish for massages, though.
Is a long and vaguely sexist rap.
You have one night in a spa to be massaged and pampered,
A fruity beaujolais then.
Hey, no disrespect, but if o'brien's even halfway sober,
Tomorrow's gonna be one awkward mother/son mambo class.
You are too suspicious.
I don't know what it is, but jay gets uncomfortable