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Rick and Morty » Season 1 » Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind

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Plot summary

A year has passed since Rick reunited with Beth and the family, and in the midst of a breakfast celebration, a group of armed and uniformed Ricks emerge from an interdimensional portal. Accusing him of "crimes against alternate Ricks", he and Morty are then handcuffed and taken through the portal to the Council of Ricks.
Near the end of the episode, it was revealed that Evil Rick was being remotely controlled by the Evil Morty, who was the mastermind responsible for killing the alternate Ricks and kidnapping alternate Mortys.

Words to remember

Nouns

1) bureaucrat

Well, one Morty's enough to hide from the bureaucrat,
2) loafer

Just don't get too big for your loafer, Buster Brown.
3) reparations

and in the way of reparations for our terrible mistake,
4) accusation

the council apologizes for its false accusation,
5) brownie

ovenless brownie!
6) dictator

galactic terrorists, a few sub-galactic dictator,
7) poop

Oh, is that the timeline where everybody eats poop?
8) tad

and just a tad of chlorified tartrate...
9) nitrate

Okay, if we add a little more titanium nitrate
10) bastard

Do your worst, you little bastard!
11) gardener

I-I-I w... I want to be a gardener!
12) herd

of banding together like a herd of cattle
13) dummy

- Look at his face! - You dummy!
14) heck

- Hey! What the heck?! - Neutralize the Jerry.
15) dub

Wubba dub dub dub! Oh. Hey, Jerry.
16) wheelchair

And wheelchair on half.
17) voucher

we would like to compensate you with this voucher
18) idiot

Will you at least unfreeze my daughter's idiot?

Verbs

1) devalue

I thought, "gee, that kind of devalue our bond."
2) abduct

Our son's been abduct!
3) puppeteer

puppeteer by somebody else.
4) murmur

Yeah, murmur it up, d-bags.
5) accuse

and I think we also like to be accuse of crimes
6) invent

In fact I invent it.
7) stab

Also, every 10 seconds, it stab your balls.
8) crunch

I crunch the numbers.
9) fiddle

I fiddle with a concept like this once.
10) stub

Why am I the first Rick you pull in every time a Rick stub his toe?
11) apologize

the council apologize for its false accusation,
12) insure

Excuse me, sir, is your Morty insure?
13) hack

My portal gun was hack remotely, Morty...
14) deserve

I guess he got what he deserve.
15) assign

They assign him to me
16) refuse

when you refuse to j... join the council.
17) swap

which swap your conscious and unconscious minds,
18) relax

Everybody, relax.

Adverbs

1) oot

So, as they say in Canada, peace oot!
2) brutally

27 Ricks brutally murdered in their own timelines...
3) remotely

My portal gun was hacked remotely, Morty...
4) nowhere

So, listen, the heat's on, and there's nowhere left to turn,
5) formerly

Yeah, so does the scientist formerly known as Rick.
6) besides

Besides, your home is most likely
7) regularly

attend school regularly, play video games, date girls.
8) personally

Hey, it's your choice to take it personally, Morty.
9) obviously

I'm obviously being set up.
10) exactly

They look exactly like us, so in order to avoid confusion,
11) alone

Yes, but it appears you alone
12) instead

They have little R2-D2s instead of George Washington.
13) outside

and rescue all those Mortys outside?
14) soon

But as soon as they get bored, they'll be onto us.
15) together

of banding together like a herd of cattle
16) else

Who else would we question? You fit the profile.
17) ever

Nobody else has ever even done it here before.
18) least

Will you at least unfreeze my daughter's idiot?

Adjectives

1) agonizing

and put them in agonizing pain,
2) impenetrable

You're a perfect, impenetrable suit of human armor, Morty,
3) intergalactic

most of the entire intergalactic government.
4) unspeakable

to the machine of unspeakable doom,
5) barbaric

I wouldn't do this. It's barbaric overkill.
6) ingenious

so a few thousand versions of me had the ingenious idea
7) fluffy

but I think we all like fluffy discs of cake with syrup on top,
8) ashamed

You make us ashamed to be ourselves!
9) unconscious

which swaps your conscious and unconscious minds,
10) unprecedented

an unprecedented Rick-icidal epidemic.
11) distinctive

Ricks have a very distinctive and traceable brain wave
12) bored

But as soon as they get bored, they'll be onto us.
13) dumb

because you're as dumb as I am smart,
14) invisible

that make ours invisible.
15) finite

Of all the Ricks in the central finite curve,
16) rid

We could maybe, you know, get rid of him.
17) intense

I want to write really crazy, intense action novels!
18) brilliant

She's not as brilliant or attractive.

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