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The Smith family are eating breakfast. Rick creates a small robot purely to pass the butter on the table when Morty comes into the kitchen to ask Rick to help him on his science project. Jerry jumps at the opportunity to work a project with Morty due to his low self-confidence about his intelligence. Morty decides to agree. Summer asks for a ride to her job, which is defaulted to Rick since Jerry is 'busy'.
Rick gives Summer a ride to her job, which is helping out an eccentric old man run a 'vintage thrift store' called Needful Things. The shop is run by Mr. Needful, and has just opened recently. Before Rick and Summer arrive, Mr. Goldenfold arrives on accident (thinking the shop was a Jamba Juice). Mr. Needful knows his name without introduction and gives him an aftershave to help capture female attention. The aftershave is free, but Mr. Needful states "Nobody ever pays here...not with money".
But the rich plutonian won't wake up,
- Dad, what's your endgame? - Ain't no game, sucka.
Stupid motherfucker!
I must say, Summer, I thought your grandfather's outburst
linking Pluto-quakes, sinkholes, and surface shrinkage
This guy got mysterious sneaker
is made of a substance called "plutonium."
to meteor, and finally...
at "Curse Purge Plus."
It's part-time at this little vintage thrift store.
My very eager mother just served us nine pickle,
Was I supposed to think the poop bunny left them?
into the forefront of the up front.
My greed!
voodoo crap magic.
Yeah, bro. Yeah.
I'm King Flippy Nips, ruler of Pluto.
Some committee of fancy asshole disagree.
haunt boxing gloves that will make you
would have disrupt business,
when you were five and you poop your pants,
but we've overhaul "Needful Things"
was threaten to murder its family.
Just shrank a little.
This store curse people. That's my business.
Scroopy Noopers was scream about
when you burst in here like that, man.
I deserve this!
- He dump me. - Oof. Sorry.
and then you'll be trap there,
And I disagree. - You disagree?
This microscope reveal things beyond comprehension.
It detect and catalogs all your "Twilight Zone,"
Have you acquire creepy specific old stuff
I mean, I'm trim the hedges,
Was I suppose to think the poop bunny left them?
This eerily intelligent doll
You're not intentionally selling...
accidentally sell anybody, say...
it would have made me mentally retarded.
Store comes out of nowhere, all the shit's old and creepy.
Morty, I'm not disparaging the differently abled.
♪ Damn right, and I'll do it again,
Obviously, that means sometimes it is easy.
Oh, man. This is definitely gonna go to his head.
Ah, then perhaps you could make use of this.
sometimes science is about conviction.
Knock them dead out there, you.
to deep-core plutonium drilling?
spelled with threes instead of "E's."
This aftershave makes a man quite irresistible to women.
Especially dummies like me.
I've just recently opened for business,
Uh, actually, I don't think Pluto's a planet.
in unforeseeable ways?
That's right across the street from "Needful Things,"
I'm flattered and humbled.
Diabolic son of a motherf...
I'm here to pick up my undead cat and child.
until Pluto goes from planet to asteroid
This aftershave makes a man quite irresistible to women.
My boss is this really smart, eccentric old man
that would have made me retarded.
But, Mrs. Tate, why do you want cursed items?
Because I was always jealous of you hanging out with Morty,
Pluto is a cold, cold celestial dwarf.
- Is that the vegan place? - Yeah, I love their soup.
How's your pretend grandpa doing, aka "The Devil"?
People like Rick are making me obsolete.
- No, that's dumb. - Yeah, not satisfying.
My very eager mother just served us nine pickles,
I just got bored.