Name: M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
Released: 2016-09-27

1) oof

Ow! Oof! Ugh!
2) turd

Show this gullible turd to his shuttle.
3) genitalia

You simulated my grandson's genitalia?!
4) discoloration

discoloration on your butthole flaps was...
5) tart

I mean, why would a pop tart want to live inside
6) waiter

W-why are you dressed like a waiter?
7) bun

Look... that guy's putting a bun between two hot dogs.
8) trooper

You're a Li... you're a real trooper, huh, M-M-Morty?
9) slogan

With that, I give you your new slogan!
10) toaster

a toaster, Rick?
11) treadmill

Normally, the chamber operates like a treadmill,
12) obsession

It's an obsession for them at this point.
13) flap

discoloration on your butthole flap was...
14) erection

I've got an erection the size of an East coast lighthouse,
15) dummy

You should try having a little respect for the dummies of the Universe,
16) reboot

Before the system reboot!
17) nonsense

Nanobotic renderings, a bunch of crazy fake nonsense, Morty.
18) scam

These Zigerions are always trying to scam me out of my secrets,

1) barely

I've got so many, l can barely hold them all.
2) somewhere

Are you sure you haven't seen that somewhere
3) possibly

W-what could this possibly be?
4) normally

Normally, the chamber operates like a treadmill,
5) certainly

but it could certainly be nominated for an award
6) exactly

Morty, that's exactly correct!
7) earlier

A-and listen, I'm sorry for yelling earlier.
8) especially

Boy, sure is really especially beautiful out there today, huh?
9) almost

L-it's almost unbelievable, isn't it?
10) actually

Move it up, actually, if you can.
11) kind

Just kind of hard to believe, you know?
12) later

keep his settings on auto, and we'll deal with him later.
13) far

So far, he hasn't noticed he's in a simulation.
14) together

We had some good times together, huh, M-Morty?
15) else

space faster than anybody else.
16) ever

That's the best sex I've ever had in my life.
17) sure

Boy, sure is really especially beautiful out there today, huh?
18) least

Umm... you know, it's uhh ...at least 40.

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