Name: M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
Released: 2016-09-27

1) oof ( ооф )

Ow! Oof! Ugh!
2) turd ( какашка )

Show this gullible turd to his shuttle.
3) genitalia ( гениталии )

You simulated my grandson's genitalia?!
4) discoloration ( обесцвечивание )

discoloration on your butthole flaps was...
5) tart ( терпкий )

I mean, why would a pop tart want to live inside
6) waiter ( официант )

W-why are you dressed like a waiter?
7) bun ( плюшка )

Look... that guy's putting a bun between two hot dogs.
8) trooper ( мерин )

You're a Li... you're a real trooper, huh, M-M-Morty?
9) slogan ( лозунг )

With that, I give you your new slogan!
10) toaster ( тостер )

a toaster, Rick?
11) treadmill ( беговая дорожка )

Normally, the chamber operates like a treadmill,
12) obsession ( одержимость )

It's an obsession for them at this point.
13) flap ( лоскут )

discoloration on your butthole flap was...
14) erection ( эрекция )

I've got an erection the size of an East coast lighthouse,
15) dummy ( манекен )

You should try having a little respect for the dummies of the Universe,
16) reboot ( перезагрузка )

Before the system reboot!
17) nonsense ( бред )

Nanobotic renderings, a bunch of crazy fake nonsense, Morty.
18) scam ( лохотрон )

These Zigerions are always trying to scam me out of my secrets,

1) abduct ( похитить )

abduct, so oh, I see!
2) invent ( придумывать )

Yeah, it's a special fuel I invent to travel through
3) nominate ( назначить )

but it could certainly be nominate for an award
4) swear ( клянусь )

I swear to god, Stu...
5) accelerate ( ускорить )

the fuel for accelerate space travel.
6) forgive ( простить )

Well, all is forgive, because right now,
7) peel ( лупить )

Keep your eyes peel for the central processing room, Morty.
8) render ( рендер )

and being render in front of us as we move through it,
9) deserve ( заслуживают )

I deserve that.
10) acquire ( приобрести )

We only acquire humans that haven't been simulated!
11) drag ( перетащите )

They drag you into this.
12) solve ( решить )

I'm sorry. Well, then, problem solve.
13) appreciate ( ценю )

I really appreciate you, Morty.
14) bet ( ставка )

I bet you've seen him make concentrated dark matter a lot.
15) operate ( работы )

Normally, the chamber operate like a treadmill,
16) draw ( ничья )

something is draw a lot of processing power.
17) exist ( существует )

l didn't even know this award exist.
18) happen ( бывает )

What the hell?! W-what happen back there?

1) barely ( еле )

I've got so many, l can barely hold them all.
2) somewhere ( где-то )

Are you sure you haven't seen that somewhere
3) possibly ( возможно )

W-what could this possibly be?
4) normally ( обычно )

Normally, the chamber operates like a treadmill,
5) certainly ( конечно )

but it could certainly be nominated for an award
6) exactly ( точно )

Morty, that's exactly correct!
7) earlier ( ранее )

A-and listen, I'm sorry for yelling earlier.
8) especially ( особенно )

Boy, sure is really especially beautiful out there today, huh?
9) almost ( почти )

L-it's almost unbelievable, isn't it?
10) actually ( на самом деле )

Move it up, actually, if you can.
11) kind ( вид )

Just kind of hard to believe, you know?
12) later ( позже )

keep his settings on auto, and we'll deal with him later.
13) far ( далеко )

So far, he hasn't noticed he's in a simulation.
14) together ( вместе )

We had some good times together, huh, M-Morty?
15) else ( еще )

space faster than anybody else.
16) ever ( когда-нибудь )

That's the best sex I've ever had in my life.
17) sure ( уверен )

Boy, sure is really especially beautiful out there today, huh?
18) least ( крайней мере )

Umm... you know, it's uhh ...at least 40.

1) unremarkable ( неприметная )

Now who's unremarkable?
2) diabolical ( дьявольский )

Y-Y-You bunch of diabolical sons of bitches!
3) rhetorical ( риторический )

simple rhetorical questions!
4) unbelievable ( невероятно )

L-it's almost unbelievable, isn't it?
5) uncomfortable ( неудобно )

uncomfortable with nudity.
6) ambitious ( амбициозные )

the Galaxy's most ambitious, least successful con artists.
7) insane ( безумие )

If everyone's just gonna be insane today,
8) responsive ( отзывчивый )

Oh. Responsive, too.
9) derivative ( производные )

I mean, I'm... it may be derivative,
10) dumb ( стремно )

How dumb are you?
11) nervous ( нервная )

to make me really nervous.
12) loud ( громкий )

Too loud, Cynthia.
13) sophisticated ( сложные )

How sophisticated.
14) frozen ( замороженные )

but while it's frozen, Morty, we can get to...
15) fake ( фейк )

It's all fake Morty... all of it.
16) weird ( странно )

So, you're saying that she's acting weird?
17) careful ( осторожны )

Careful, guys.
18) okay ( ладно )

I'm all right. I'm okay.

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