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00:20:33
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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Dr Kelso said that since psychiatrists are the Wal-Mart greeter of medicine,
Doug wanted me to give this patient 500,000 milligram of morphine.
When Elliot asked if she could run for chief resident, that was a goof, right?
So what do you say we yank out that gallbladder?
All we need to do is thread an angioplasty balloon past the bulb...
Anybody got any extra ketchup packets?
Now, I've heard some rumour there's been some fraternising
- He's coming. - Get your arse out here.
Doug wanted me to give this patient 500,000 milligrams of morphine.
- He donated a wing, thigh and a breast. - Sir?
Yes, genius, in this metaphor the hospital is a chicken.
Dr Cox, can you look at my patient's rash? It's weird.
What a jerk.
You went with your gut. Elliot's a great doctor.
You know what? I have a barbecue to go to.
I have sketch in my locker.
Perry. I have a cousin named Perry.
Either this kid has a light bulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.
I'm sorry if I ever demean you.
You kind of harmonise on that. That was cool.
Subject elongate words when excited.
It's not a rabbit in a hat. If you tug on it, it's going to break,
And grind it Grind it, grind it
is that when someone's in trouble, all the pettiness melt away.
Monique, I owe you an apology.
By doing this study I realise some of the most interesting conflicts
You stole my moment, and you will pay.
and since I dump her, we weren't getting along great.
No one was thanking me, so I quit cleaning them.
So why don't you just play quietly in your area until the crowd arrive?
And what am I suppose to do
- It burn! - Ammonia burn?
but she just ignore me.
Let me get this straight. You crash into their truck, and they drive you to work?
Don't tell me. He donate a wing.
I decide not to share it with Elliot.
With her being ridiculously book smart
They're structurally weak at the narrow end. The round end is strong.
The point is we should hang out outside the hospital sometime.
together, the two of you make one barely passable doctor...
Ultimately, conflict is resolved
Apparently she can't get enough of it at home. Right? Right?
Barbie! Listen carefully, because the policy remains unchanged.
You're stubborn and proud, but you're nice, so eventually you'll tell me.
You truly underestimate how proud my wife is.
I did, and I finally got one, and, you, you stole it, man.
Instead of sharing you, we're gonna separate you into two resident teams
I'm looking forward to cataloguing the genetic variations of hirsutism.
Too late.
Actually, no, he's not my cousin. And his name isn't Perry. It's Jeff.
You kind of harmonised on that. That was cool.
My day is already bad enough on account of I gotta tell Mr Roman that he...
It was sort of, like... From the waist up.
Don't feel bad. You couldn't have seen it coming. Awful, though.
together, the two of you make one barely passable doctor...
who took credit for your ingenious method of debulbing a patient's keister.
My feelings about women were warped
You're stubborn and proud, but you're nice, so eventually you'll tell me.
to the point where she has no interpersonal skills
Unbelievable, Doug.
or you can behave like petty children.
Barbie! Listen carefully, because the policy remains unchanged.
Zeltzer, you are the most disturbing man I've ever met in my life.
- Maybe she's racist. - Whatever. It's fine.
Don't feel bad. You couldn't have seen it coming. Awful, though.
Translation: Don't pass him off to dumb guy.
- They're against you. - I'm invisible, I'm invisible...
I was a little nervous today.
Subject elongates words when excited.
Dr Cox, can you look at my patient's rash? It's weird.
- We're going through a rough patch. - I get that.
They're structurally weak at the narrow end. The round end is strong.