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Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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So they'd have more of a nougat-y centre?
Dr Kelso's all bluster. Underneath I bet he's a sweetheart.
I'm trying to find an exterminator to kill the bat in my attic.
Every time I hit the buzzer, I'll act like I'm getting electrocuted.
But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimist
Be a man, Bob. That's what tennis racket are for.
Bob, do you realise what you did by giving blondie that book?
I use a combination of intimidation and degradation.
Oh! Let's go shopping for a new duvet cover.
I lied because we were trying to destroy your morale.
Dr Kelso's all bluster. Underneath I bet he's a sweetheart.
Thanks to your little gesture,
Bastards. Bastard-coated bastard with bastard filling.
who deep down are filled with kindness and caring.
- Well, good night, little bro'. - Oh, 'night, Dan. Sleep tight.
And a great big congratulations on your ongoing streak
OK. I'm gonna get dressed. Do you mind if I borrow one of your sock?
You have some gum on your shoe.
You bartend three shifts.
The ten pushups I've been crank out every other Sunday? Perhaps.
Not now, Perry. I'm swamp.
Why are you whistling, Ted? Your life is pathetic.
That's when I realise Elliot and I
- What's our plan of attack? - When I crush a person's spirit,
Look, baby, before you get freak out, I fixed it already. Look.
OK. I'm gonna get dressed. Do you mind if I borrow one of your socks?
If you act like it bother you, Elliot will feel guilty,
You'll notice I knock $100 off the bill
Others can be torn apart by the loss of a common enemy.
Two. They dock me for doinking the Jell-O shot girl.
She was steal from the hospital.
Since I dump Elliot and broke her heart, she couldn't be there for me.
They can be strengthen by a shared excuse.
I didn't know Enid suffer from depression.
Yeah. Yeah, I was celebrating my new jammies.
Elliot and I were suppose to have our romantic evening.
I like to pick one person and torment them relentlessly for no reason.
I think relationships are inherently fragile.
People are bastard-coated bastard with bastard filling.
Step aside!
Obviously you did, or you would have told me about it.
And sometimes a plan can fall apart just as quickly.
Exactly, but you gotta use it before that window closes.
Believe you me, the second I get Dan alone,
Hard as this is to admit, it gets to me sometimes.
I finally got a baby!
who deep down are filled with kindness and caring.
she actually believes that the Earth is full of people
but inside, everybody has a creamy centre.
He's near.
Don't pretend like you knew what we were doing all along.
But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists
That their being together didn't really bother me.
But I just fired the woman who usually does it.
Why are you whistling, Ted? Your life is pathetic.
Bastards. Bastard-coated bastard with bastard filling.
There's nothing more satisfying than having a good plan.
- Why would you do that? - You're overly cheery, we were bored.
you know how I told you I was upset about you and Dan?
Sweet Moses. Everything has gone straight down the crap
who deep down are filled with kindness and caring.
Turk, we just got invited to Linda's Jack and Jill bridal shower.
Very impressive, but I'm sorry.
Oh, how precious.
but didn't tell you because you were excited about the extra money,
But not surprised. At you or Barry.
Perry, no one's pure evil. Some people have a hard outer shell,
but go back to sad face first.
Elliot and I were supposed to have our romantic evening.
Patience, Perry. With a tough one like her, you have to wait for it.
Sometimes I wish I'd never gotten this stupid diabetes.
since I was this big. Maybe this big. How tall was I in fourth grade?