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00:20:48
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
40
- In this hellhole, I'll need a gun. - Bottom left.
Who the hell put bouillon cubes in the showerhead?!
Who the hell put bouillon cubes in the showerhead?!
- Thanks for that. - Keep moving, foetus-face.
Welcome to our lair. I'm an eighth-level ogre magi with invisibility,
Someone stole a whole case of laxative from the supply closet.
Due to what can only be described as epic diarrhoea,
- Ted, find someplace else to work. - Oh, man! Not again!
Welcome to our lair. I'm an eighth-level ogre magi with invisibility,
- That seat's taken, arse-face. - By who?
Sweetie, you are an evil, soulless, chemically-enhanced battle-ax
Howdy, neighbour, I'm Jonathan.
she went ahead and signed us up for an eternal tandem bike ride
... or disappointment about a lost opportunity.
Don't let him be your puppet master.
Why? It smells like that odd combo of flop sweat, hopelessness and feet.
There's cheek on the seat and I'm feeling good.
You don't let anyone out of that elevator. Be strong, Hooch.
and I splatter his shirt with blood.
Maybe I should've covered my mouth when I sneeze blood.
and defrost our dinner with your sweaty hands for a joke?
and someone will be getting mow down.
The professor asked me what I hoped to accomplish, my nose bled
I know you're feeling abandon,
...you've always sort of validate me.
Your hook shot knock you unconscious,
The way some things never change shine a light on the things that do.
Someone stole a whole case of laxatives from the supply closet.
Why? It smell like that odd combo of flop sweat, hopelessness and feet.
when we celebrate my new job tonight.
Is now the time I'm suppose to be embarrassed
Why are we lying in the parking lot?
Turk didn't even realize he pissed me off,
other than that you treat your wife like a dog,
that I truly doubt is 100 percent human, but...
Maybe Jake shouldn't have push you into that interview.
Sweetie, you are an evil, soulless, chemically-enhanced battle-ax
Welcome aboard. This will be your office for the next few days.
but for the last 12 years, you've practically been like my wife.
- It works pretty nicely. - It does, right?
Listen, Jordan, I've been incredibly insensitive.
that I truly doubt is 100 percent human, but...
the shop all day, telling him just exactly what colour is in this season,
Sometimes the biggest changes are a result of an impulsive decision.
I finally mastered my running hook shot, OK?
Instead I'm trying to figure out your problem.
Can't believe I'm actually doing this.
You'll meet me out later, right?
I'm sort of famished.
I can't believe you two have lived together for 12 years.
and, usually, those two hells are kept pretty separate.
- Ted, find someplace else to work. - Oh, man! Not again!
without thinking about it for at least, like, a few months.
but that only gets her out of the house once every couple of months or so.
But Turk's a prideful guy, and it's hard for prideful guys
Sometimes the biggest changes are a result of an impulsive decision.
Is now the time I'm supposed to be embarrassed
J.D., I got a mondo 82-inch pizza with our names on it!
Why are you so obsessed with this?
Your hook shot knocked you unconscious,
may seem harmless, but as a result, she's been stealing all my sports bras.
Maybe I was being unfair to Turk.
Maybe it's too much to expect a friend to sense you're upset
Due to what can only be described as epic diarrhoea,
What the hell? We're supposed to hang, and all of a sudden you moved out?
she went ahead and signed us up for an eternal tandem bike ride
I'm stuck until laundry day.
but we just went through a really rough spot,
Why? It smells like that odd combo of flop sweat, hopelessness and feet.
I guess this stupid job made me feel valid again. You know?
because I like fine food and Korean call girls?
You know how you're prone to sensitive, girly displays of sentimentality?