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00:21:36
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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It's a sexual fetishist who derives erotic pleasure
Plus, you've got all the cool catchphrase like "damn you all"
♪ Goes my kazoo ♪
These little things of applesauce
WOMAN: Go to hell, Glenn Quagmire!
of Quagmire's genitals to track sore growth.
And, dollars to donut, white adults.
Uh, it-it's "deuce." But, uh,
Dad, can I have 50 bucks for a shamrock tattoo?
It's called "Get Your Ass Back on the Forklift, Lunch is Over".
♪ He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink ♪
Ooh, hook me to the plow!
This song's about gettin' heartburn from baked clams.
You know, I talk a lot of smack, but at the end of the day,
I call that "Momma Liked to Party (Chris's Song)".
Want to see me feed him a carrot?
You're fired. Pardon?
♪ He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink ♪
♪ Cools and quell me so. ♪
It's a sexual fetishist who derive erotic pleasure
♪ I get knock down, but I get up again ♪
♪ That remind him of the better times ♪
Baby songs never tackle real baby issues.
getting all the attention that you deserve.
to help keep you organize? Chris is looking for work.
And to let you know I quit the band.
All right, I suppose I could get a job.
Okay, kids, if everyone's done wash their hands
We now return to the extend director's cut
Look, I never should've treat you the way I did.
Because I lost the baby!
Charlie, don't forget what happen to the boy
All right, I guess it'll be a light day today,
CHRIS: You have reach Glenn Quagmire.
♪ It seem today that all you see ♪
who's just wait for the snakes.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Meanwhile, everyone thinks Brian is the star of the group.
Besides, we've both seen what Stewie's become:
Absolutely not. Hell yes.
Ugh, finally, he's doing something useful.
And to think I almost took that pop-up restaurant gig.
all about stuff babies actually care about.
Not enough for that, but you're right.
♪ I often do ♪
How'd you book a gig so fast?
who got ever he ever wanted. What?
She was always such a nightmare.
And it should be pretty hard,
Baby songs never tackle real baby issues.
♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪
Uh, this one, too.
Of course. Mr. Quagmire can fit in you
Well, that's what I get for horsing around.
It's the furth thing from a trick. Go ahead.
by my dishonorable discharge.
My undiagnosed mom injury is flaring up.
How could you let him do this disgusting stuff?
There's just something about her flat chest and muscular legs.
of Quagmire's genitals to track sore growth.
♪ Daddy rolls over and falls asleep ♪
This song's about gettin' heartburn from baked clams.
♪ That's why you are dumb. ♪
Plus, I'm making decent money.
You know, like-- like loud noises.
Ooh, I'm excited.
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up
all your authentic baby experiences?
at the end of a romantic comedy.
I can get a hundred dogs to fit that stupid blue shirt.
Olivia?! Oh, my God, do I look okay?
I-I-- Who-who are you mad at, Brian?