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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Oh, it's a bedpan. I got a ton of these at home.
Instead, it's been nothing but tedium and cruelty.
Chicken burrito, please.
I lost my virginity to this song.
I thought working in a cubicle
and a drone with a camera and a gun that fires...
Every single snowflake is exactly alike.
All of Meg's fart here in this box?
So there's, like, no toilet on the sleigh,
My sled has Dora on it
office Christmas parties for the free booze
But only after I screamed myself into a blackout
That's why I replaced one of his flying reindeer
And I'm not a genie!
(slurring): Bye, stripper!
Oh, so you're a Christmas party creep.
♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell ♪ (camera clicking)
I'm makin' a spaghetti angel.
You wearing pants always amuse me.
Joe, I swear to you, I do not want to do that.
Look, Santa, I owe you an apology.
I mean, it's not the first time I pretend to be someone else.
I crush my skull on a bumper!
But only after I scream myself into a blackout
Yes, it's the maximum check amount I'm authorize to cut.
How David Lynch Stole Christmas.
Yeah, I know. It's just I got rope into going
He mess with me, I mess with him.
doing something stupid, everybody grab a GoPro.
Too many pansy-ass parents sue the city
Me and my adopt son have been waiting quite a while.
I'm afraid sledding has been ban in Quahog.
Gail, you were suppose to be gone an hour ago.
♪ Slipped on the chimney and broke his... ♪
You promise? Yes!
That's why I replace one of his flying reindeer
Until They Cover Up Uncomfortably."
CHRIS: We're backwards!
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Welcome aboard. See you Monday.
You make every activity incredibly sad.
this sad little-- Ooh!
"Hey, Joe, it's definitely me, Peter, who sent the text."
Unfortunately, since people only use printers now
Every single snowflake is exactly alike.
Well, the text you sent earlier would disagree.
and drunk women who don't want to spend the holidays alone.
a good boy deep inside, Peter.
Instead, it's been nothing but tedium and cruelty.
Uh, it's actually kinda... Okay, bye.
Been kind of busy lately, what with Susie starting to...
a good boy deep inside, Peter.
Hey, Santa Claus, you going home soon?
It's-it's still for boys, though.
Oof, tough week.
we're at an alarming speed?
because it was "too provocative."
just how desperate and pathetic you really are.
what with all the drunken misbehavior
Obscure reference.
Peter, are you insane?!
There you go. Merry Christmas.
just how desperate and pathetic you really are.
I haven't been this excited about anything
and drunk women who don't want to spend the holidays alone.
but it turns out the seasonal Santa we hired
You make every activity incredibly sad.
Oof, tough week.
doing something stupid, everybody grab a GoPro.
Absolute freak show in there.
Yeah. A-Are you the gross lady
So, Dad, now that you mad Santa mad,