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00:21:37
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Thank you, Korean sweatshop animator.
Where're you coming from, Quagmire?
and take you fella on a free trip,
Killing Rita Rudner will just be the custard on the dumpling.
Coming up on the midday news, a couple in their 30s
Why is he taking his suitcase to tell the guys?
and finished my remake of Inside Out.
As you can see, I've taken off my blazer
Wow! That is truly awe-inspiring!
so that gold miner could wear a comfortable yet durable fabric.
It'll flatten any Jew.
as speculation grows that the plane has been hijacked.
Joe, how'd you know that lever would open the landing gear?
American Inventor: The True Story of Henry Ford.
we can take the elevator down to the cargo hold.
We've reached our cruising altitude of 37,000 feet.
Oh, and the idiot took my suitcase.
to show the severity of the situation.
It's apparently veer off its flight plan
Joke's on him. I fart just before he kicked us out.
We interrupt this program with a special report.
Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH
Hey! We knock out all the bad guys!
Uh-oh. I grab my own belt.
You know, we never quite nail down
(Eastern European accent): This plane now belong to us.
when I'm driving, I think about stuff you say and I laugh.
Joke's on him. I farted just before he kick us out.
Hey, buddy, wake up.
"Always bet on black."
All right, if you promise.
so I pull a record of your credit card purchases
has lost contact with air traffic control.
as speculation grow that the plane has been hijacked.
I don't know, I-I guess I just figured you guys
Oh, look, there's one guy who slept through this whole thing.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
that we're presently passing over Yosemite National Park.
What the hell, Quagmire? So-so, basically,
But sure, yeah, I could take you somewhere.
It's apparently veered off its flight plan
we surrender, and we still get to be dicks forever?
Normally I'd just go to Hudson News
Wow! That is truly awe-inspiring!
It certainly is.
Of course I do. I just take a short break sometimes.
And now I can finally get into the cockpit
You know, we never quite nailed down
I go inside, magically go back in time,
♪ I'll be home soon ♪
We'll talk later, Chris.
That other team's not just gonna go away, though.
Aah! Aah! Aah! Too far! Too far!
We're going too fast!
but I would be remiss if I didn't point out
You're right, it does. There's even an impatient businessman
the pilot is a 60-year-old Midwestern white man.
AUTHORITATIVE VOICE: Good afternoon, folks,
Muscular old guy.
Oh, this is all so awful!
And look! Even that plane with all the missiles is impressed.
so that gold miners could wear a comfortable yet durable fabric.
Get ready to say good-bye to your precious Rita Rudner.
It represents years of specialized training.
Yeah, you're the best damn pilot in the world.
Peter, Peter, calm down, it-it's okay,
(indistinct chatter) Everybody be quiet!
This is exciting for the whole Bay Area,
We've got to stay focused, keep doing what we've been doing.
I'm gonna have to go to the backup communication system.
He's right. What you did up there was amazing.
crashing this plane into the ultimate symbol