Name: How the Griffin Stole Christmas
Released: 2017-06-20
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) bedpan ( подкладное судно )

Oh, it's a bedpan. I got a ton of these at home.
2) tedium ( утомительность )

Instead, it's been nothing but tedium and cruelty.
3) burrito ( буррито )

Chicken burrito, please.
4) virginity ( девство )

I lost my virginity to this song.
5) cubicle ( кабина )

I thought working in a cubicle
6) drone ( трутень )

and a drone with a camera and a gun that fires...
7) snowflake ( снежинка )

Every single snowflake is exactly alike.
8) fart ( пукание )

All of Meg's fart here in this box?
9) sleigh ( санки )

So there's, like, no toilet on the sleigh,
10) sled ( санки )

My sled has Dora on it
11) booze ( пьянка )

office Christmas parties for the free booze
12) blackout ( светомаскировка )

But only after I screamed myself into a blackout
13) reindeer ( олень )

That's why I replaced one of his flying reindeer
14) genie ( джинн )

And I'm not a genie!
15) stripper ( стриппер )

(slurring): Bye, stripper!
16) creep ( ползучесть )

Oh, so you're a Christmas party creep.
17) jingle ( джингл )

♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell ♪ (camera clicking)
18) spaghetti ( спагетти )

I'm makin' a spaghetti angel.

1) amuse ( потешить )

You wearing pants always amuse me.
2) swear ( клянусь )

Joe, I swear to you, I do not want to do that.
3) owe ( должен )

Look, Santa, I owe you an apology.
4) pretend ( притворяться )

I mean, it's not the first time I pretend to be someone else.
5) crush ( давка )

I crush my skull on a bumper!
6) scream ( умора )

But only after I scream myself into a blackout
7) authorize ( разрешаю )

Yes, it's the maximum check amount I'm authorize to cut.
8) steal ( воровать )

How David Lynch Stole Christmas.
9) rope ( веревка )

Yeah, I know. It's just I got rope into going
10) mess ( беспорядок )

He mess with me, I mess with him.
11) grab ( захватить )

doing something stupid, everybody grab a GoPro.
12) sue ( сью )

Too many pansy-ass parents sue the city
13) adopt ( принять )

Me and my adopt son have been waiting quite a while.
14) ban ( запрет )

I'm afraid sledding has been ban in Quahog.
15) suppose ( предположим )

Gail, you were suppose to be gone an hour ago.
16) slip ( скольжения )

♪ Slipped on the chimney and broke his... ♪
17) promise ( обещаю )

You promise? Yes!
18) replace ( заменить )

That's why I replace one of his flying reindeer

1) uncomfortably ( неудобно )

Until They Cover Up Uncomfortably."
2) backwards ( назад )

CHRIS: We're backwards!
3) positively ( положительно )

♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
4) aboard ( на борту )

Welcome aboard. See you Monday.
5) incredibly ( невероятно )

You make every activity incredibly sad.
6) sad ( печально )

this sad little-- Ooh!
7) definitely ( наверняка )

"Hey, Joe, it's definitely me, Peter, who sent the text."
8) unfortunately ( к сожалению )

Unfortunately, since people only use printers now
9) exactly ( точно )

Every single snowflake is exactly alike.
10) earlier ( ранее )

Well, the text you sent earlier would disagree.
11) alone ( один )

and drunk women who don't want to spend the holidays alone.
12) deep ( глубокий )

a good boy deep inside, Peter.
13) instead ( вместо )

Instead, it's been nothing but tedium and cruelty.
14) actually ( на самом деле )

Uh, it's actually kinda... Okay, bye.
15) kind ( вид )

Been kind of busy lately, what with Susie starting to...
16) inside ( внутри )

a good boy deep inside, Peter.
17) soon ( скоро )

Hey, Santa Claus, you going home soon?
18) though ( хотя )

It's-it's still for boys, though.

1) oof ( богатство )

Oof, tough week.
2) alarming ( тревожные )

we're at an alarming speed?
3) provocative ( провокационные )

because it was "too provocative."
4) pathetic ( жалко )

just how desperate and pathetic you really are.
5) drunken ( пьяный )

what with all the drunken misbehavior
6) obscure ( непонятных )

Obscure reference.
7) insane ( ума )

Peter, are you insane?!
8) merry ( мерри )

There you go. Merry Christmas.
9) desperate ( в отчаянии )

just how desperate and pathetic you really are.
10) excited ( взволнован )

I haven't been this excited about anything
11) drunk ( пьяный )

and drunk women who don't want to spend the holidays alone.
12) seasonal ( сезонные )

but it turns out the seasonal Santa we hired
13) sad ( печально )

You make every activity incredibly sad.
14) tough ( жесткая )

Oof, tough week.
15) stupid ( глупо )

doing something stupid, everybody grab a GoPro.
16) absolute ( абсолютная )

Absolute freak show in there.
17) gross ( брутто )

Yeah. A-Are you the gross lady
18) mad ( с ума )

So, Dad, now that you mad Santa mad,

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