Name: Shock and Aww
Released: 2018-05-07
Cast: Michael Cera, Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi

1) antiviolence

- But, you know, l-l... I really am antiwar and antiviolence. - Uh-huh.
2) preciousness

My goal is to teach your children about the preciousness oflife...
3) udder

Yeah, that udder's been dry for a while now, hasn't it?
4) mustache

Oh... "Nagarma," you've got a mustache. - Hey!
5) decency

But Gob mistook Michael's basic human decency for romantic interest...
6) speedo

- Yeah. - Wow. Where did you find this one of him in a Speedo?
7) abort

- Get out of there. He's got the camera. Abort! Abort! - Get the dog.
8) dorm

in your college dorm again.
9) mister

Shoes on, mister! Shoes on!
10) kindness

I don't have the milk of mother's kindness in me anymore.
11) aggression

if you can predict aggression and you wanna squash it...
12) buster

Hey-Hey. Whoa, whoa. Buster!
13) jaw

your round eye-shaped eyes, your strong square jaw.
14) morality

I'm supposed to write 200 words on the morality of war...
15) heck

And she'd be, like, "Ah, what the heck?" Right? Or some... I don't know.
16) shooter

He's not that exact of a target shooter, and he just kind of sprays it everywhere.
17) cousin

Like your cousin.
18) offender

by brutally chopping off the offender's hand.

1) deface

I deface a rare book to get that picture of Saddam Hussein in a bathing suit.
2) sho

Shoes on, mister! Shoes on!
3) forge

He must have forge my signature.
4) justify

whether a preemptive strike is ever justified.
5) arrest

It's Arrested Development.
6) pray

This is America, baby. You pray how you want.
7) laugh

Ohh. God, why are we laugh?
8) cheat

I'm not sure if my ethics teacher would love if I cheat on my essay.
9) adopt

This is "Annyong," who your father and I have adopt.
10) suppose

I'm suppose to write 200 words on the morality of war...
11) lie

Yeah. I was lying when I said I wasn't gonna to sleep with her, so...
12) appreciate

Yeah-Yeah. No. l-I know, and l-I appreciate that. It's just...
13) throw

I don't know. I mean, they just threw this class at me after Mr. Daniels had a stroke.
14) teach

You, uh... You know, the Talmud teach us to... There you go.
15) seek

sought out the family expert on making trouble.
16) lose

Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything...
17) discover

Recently, Gob had discover that Michael...
18) happen

Absolutely. It's preemptive, you know, happen before something else. So...

1) brutally

by brutally chopping off the offender's hand.
2) someday

And, someday, you're gonna find the right woman to fill that role.
3) purely

purely on the basis of political or religious beliefs.
4) differently

- I did it differently in the mirror, but... - Right.
5) meanwhile

Meanwhile, Lindsay was helping George Michael with his homework.
6) perfectly

So you're not letting him in because he doesn't share your perfectly shaped nose...
7) besides

Besides, when was the last time you slept with someone?
8) unfortunately

Unfortunately, it was with his younger brother, Buster.
9) absolutely

Absolutely. It's preemptive, you know, happens before something else. So...
10) exactly

That's exactly what I'll do.
11) recently

Recently, Gob had discovered that Michael...
12) actually

You know, I actually called Mr. Daniels and asked him...
13) kind

- Oh! - I kind of love her.
14) though

This is what I want to talk to you about, though. Um, Beth...
15) together

I don't think us sleeping together is working out.
16) else

Absolutely. It's preemptive, you know, happens before something else. So...
17) ever

whether a preemptive strike is ever justified.
18) least

At least, I think it's a him.

1) preemptive

whether a preemptive strike is ever justified.
2) unethical

That may be the most unethical thing I've ever heard.
3) frustrating

You know, so frustrating.
4) adorable

It's adorable. You look like one of those "Got Milk" models.
5) shocking

I wish I had someone shocking to take.
6) ridiculous

Well, that's ridiculous. He's got you. He's got our mother.
7) immigrant

Watch your back, my little immigrant friend!
8) dumb

Don't worry. George Michael's not in there. Those are the dumb kids.
9) charitable

Your father thought it would make us look charitable.
10) rid

- Really, and good luck getting rid of her. - Oh, please.
11) devoted

At prison, George Sr. was preparing for an evening with his most devoted fan.
12) dramatic

I thought I was gonna make a dramatic entrance and tell you that I wanted to see you. Okay.
13) ethical

- And I think I'm an ethical person. - Right.
14) attractive

- I find you very attractive. - Really?
15) sad

I mean we had some laughs about some very sad things, but...
16) romantic

But Gob mistook Michael's basic human decency for romantic interest...
17) grown

You're a grown man. You should be living with your mother.
18) stupid

- Oh, come on, let's do something. It's just a stupid essay. - No, I can't.

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