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00:21:56
Michael Cera, Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi
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before the rest of this family sees you for the screwup you are?
And I did very much enjoy the blooper bonus footage at the end.
And suddenly, Michael recalled some non sequitur from the night before.
Uh, well, I have an irreversible case of ocular retinoblastoma.
And George Sr. was working on a roadside beautification effort...
- It's an annulment. - Oh, I looked into that too.
Lucille, for God's sakes. She was an informant. She was working for the government.
Oh, don't worry, sweetie. No one is fighting over you.
Leash your dog, you...
I watched a very impressive videotape of the title Caged Wisdom.
These are lawyers... that's Latin for "liar."
We'll let your father rot in prison.
- I'll have a vodka martini. - I'll tell him.
And George Sr. was working on a roadside beautification effort...
Oh. Submarine chaser.
Yes, Maggie was the most feared prosecutor in all of Orange County.
they offered us a plea bargain.
Yes, you could go to a dentist. You could... Whoo.
- Gob adapt to married life. - Unbelievable!
We have been bless to have in our midst a child who has shown us the meaning of courage.
- That's fantastic! They settle. Great. - Well...
Cindi Lightballoon, a fan ofhis Caged Wisdom video series...
She's one of those girls who just dare you to do things.
- Hi, Justice. - Hi, Justice. Is he as handsome as he smell?
and he was overcome with guilt.
It's Arrested Development.
Michael Bluth and his family had gather at the courthouse...
but I assure you...
- Didn't you "bag" some woman you're never going to see again? - Well, I screw up.
One person laugh at that once, and I don't know why I keep trying it.
Michael struggle to follow Gob's instruction tojust walk away.
And later, Michael arrive for his date.
Lindsay recall that earlier that day...
How can something be "no less than three" if it exceed six?
I'm Maggie Lizer, as in "Maggie lie her ass off."
You and Dad are getting divorce?
Michael, meanwhile, had gone to the bar across the street from the courthouse...
You don't have to do this anymore, cause I'm gonna start laughing out loud.
definitely read this, uh... the first part of this first, uh, section.
Unfortunately, the evening was draining...
Absolutely, and I say we take it...
- I certainly can't take advantage of her now, knowing what I know. - What? No.
There was talk of ice cream, but not exactly on my terms.
Lindsay recalled that earlier that day...
Not because she was a particularly adept lawyer...
Perhaps we should get somebody else.
Sometimes I just like to think... think my thoughts.
and then one of them dies and the other one is not too far behind.
And, therefore, I would like to bring your attention to Exhibit A.
Well, you know, I almost did strangle myself on my own prayer shawl.
- I actually had a pretty interesting night myself. - Really?
But you know what? I am going to have to read that plea soon, okay? 'Cause it's a big case.
And so later, Lindsay and Tobias tried a more hands-on approach to parenting.
but often times, the defendants themselves.
He thinks he's a lawyer 'cause he played one in 10th grade.
- It was airtight. - Boy, you had to work hard to bag this blind girl, huh?
You said so yourself in Caged Wisdom.
with whom he'd had fleeting physical contact.
had turned into a series of escalating challenges.
Uh, well, I have an irreversible case of ocular retinoblastoma.
Uh, well, I have an irreversible case of ocular retinoblastoma.
Your father, with his disgusting tweaking!
Not because she was a particularly adept lawyer...
No, no, no. I mean, I'm an undercover government agent.
After an evening of drinking, Michael, being the sensible one...
considering she was repeating the ninth grade at the time.
I'm sorry I left before. I just felt so awful.
Michael came home upset that his one-night stand wasn't over.
I think I'm going to take a scenic drive down to the City of Industry.
They still look fabulous.
These are professional, aggressive women...
What had started as an innocent flirtation...