Name: Best Man for the Gob
Released: 2018-05-07
Cast: Michael Cera, Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi

1) punctuality

Yeah, but I think punctuality is slightly different from rhythm.
2) pusher

We are pusher, not takers.
3) booze

Real fun. Okay? Not everything is strippers and booze and buckets of blood.
4) discrepancy

Anyway, this isn't the first discrepancy with your father's books.
5) ballad

This next number is the only ballad that the Solution ever attempted.
6) stripper

- That he killed a stripper? - Can you do this?
7) motto

Their motto was simple. "We keep you alive."
8) lipstick

- Somebody put on his lipstick in the car. - I love juice!
9) mister

- Oh, no. No, no. Don't you dare, mister. - Do it. Do it.
10) shutdown

was merely the first sign of complete pituitary shutdown.
11) freak

He comes to. "Eee! Blood! Aaah!" He freak out.
12) accountant

with the company's accountant, Ira Gilligan.
13) mess

What do you say, hermano? Help me clean up this mess?
14) batch

And I don't need the other soccer moms knowing how old my first batch of kids are.
15) nose

Stay in the marriage? You're not letting Dad lead you around by the nose again, are you?
16) invite

Let me talk to Dad about that invite situation.
17) bachelor

and I would like to throw you a bachelor party.
18) supplement

It is not a good supplement. Besides, Maeby's not gonna want to do it.

1) underwrite

The group was underwritten by the Natural Life Food Company...
2) neutralize

This accountant can do us a lot of damage. I want him neutralize. Do you hear me?
3) discontinue

- Sadly, Teamocil has been discontinue. - Oh.
4) designate

- I'm not drunk. Bix made me the designate driver. - Bix!
5) fulfill

fulfill his destiny.
6) steal

I don't know. I probably stole it.
7) settle

the guys were settling down for the night...
8) smell

- You have a terrific voice. - I smell olives!
9) punch

Yeah, but on the plus side, you got punch in the face.
10) arrest

It's Arrested Development.
11) gather

That night the family gather at Lucille's...
12) screw

Michael, if he testifies, I am screw.
13) nail

- Teamocil. - I mean, you just nail me!
14) tune

- I have a pretty finely tune internal clock... - Mm-hmm.
15) adopt

Hey, Adopted Brother.
16) arrive

And Michael arrive home...
17) suppose

I thought Zanotab was suppose to make everything a little bit better.
18) pee

For 15 minutes. Then it burns when you pee, and your marriage goes to hell.

1) desperately

and was desperately looking for his next sugar fix...
2) meanwhile

Meanwhile, at the wellness convention in the very same hotel...
3) besides

Besides, I talked to Dad. He said it was stupid to get married in the first place.
4) basically

There's basically no money where it should be. I think I'm catching a cold.
5) unfortunately

Unfortunately, he was unaware of the narcoleptic stripper confined within it.
6) certainly

but it certainly didn't help.
7) alone

Maybe I'm just gonna go off and rehearse with Maeby alone.
8) actually

Ira's his first name. He actually hates to be called Gilligan.
9) soon

You better change now. He's gonna be here soon. Butch, guys. I want it butch.
10) along

When they get along, I get tons more alone time.
11) enough

Well, she's costing me enough, but she's... oh, she's a hell of a stripper.
12) later

It means it comes later! This is ridiculous! Why do we even have to do this?
13) far

It's like, so far it's been all chain and no ball.
14) together

We are doing this to keep our family together.
15) else

I'll tell you something else. You might not be a father...
16) ago

You know, l... I said two weeks ago that I thought it was a stupid idea.
17) ever

Hmm. Well, he said it was the most fun your family's ever had.
18) sure

It sure sounds like they're having fun out there by the pool.

1) seasick

We get to stay at a hotel, get up at 4:00 a.m., slap on the old seasick patch.
2) insufferable

Would somebody please tell this insufferable child to...
3) fleeting

It is fleeting fun, like a bachelor party.
4) wholesome

No! This is wholesome, family fun, okay?
5) insensitive

Tell her that I'm insensitive and unreliable.
6) pituitary

was merely the first sign of complete pituitary shutdown.
7) sober

There's some stuff coming up you might not be able to handle sober.
8) unaware

Unfortunately, he was unaware of the narcoleptic stripper confined within it.
9) ridiculous

It means it comes later! This is ridiculous! Why do we even have to do this?
10) awful

Those are for his soccer team. No sugar for you. You just get more awful.
11) upset

Well, I can tell you that Michael was pretty upset that you wanted to be best man.
12) lasting

Oh, they think they're having fun, Son, but it's not lasting fun.
13) rid

And he's right. He's right. I've gotta get rid of her.
14) loving

I mean, you guys are always talking about, you know, family and loving and...
15) brilliant

Oh, you're so brilliant. Let's see you find it.
16) drunk

You get him drunk. He passes out.
17) rough

Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
18) loose

Let's take it from loose stool! One, two and a...

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