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00:21:10
Seth MacFarlane
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♪ And uncock it" ♪
♪ Wait, why you wearing a negligee? ♪
♪ Guess I'm a goner now ♪
Stan, you're what real baller refer to as an "old head."
Crisscross applesauce!
Just came in because my new teammate for the tourney was hungry.
Better grab a poncho, boys.
[ Normal voice ] ♪ Then he pulled out a Jericho 9 millimeter ♪
when I face you in the tourney with my new partner,
with my hands clasped in front of your abdomen.
♪ For the cabaret lingerie" ♪
♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪
♪ Now Greg's pager's flashing blue ♪
Stan, can you do me one last act of kindness and start the car?
to get drunk with the other loser.
Because I got a hairline fracture in my leg.
would pierce his calf and take him out.
[ Normal voice ] ♪ "We? What the [bleep] you talkin' 'bout, man? ♪
Listen, guys, after you demoralize Billy yesterday,
We're all endow with free will.
♪ "I'm betray, my favorite game ♪
♪ I shrug and I turned around ♪
♪ And we snuck out while they was laughin' ♪
♪ I swear to God" ♪
This thing crush my legs.
It was simple math to know that your expose bone
♪ Snot's mom scream ♪
You stole my partner after I invited you into my game!
You deserve this more than I do.
♪ And now the whole soccer team's bound to freak ♪
♪ Got me all mess up ♪
He only succeed on athleticism and God-given talent.
♪ The roof cave in on top of her ♪
Nice shot. You nail it.
But -- but we're suppose to play together.
Oh, no! No way I'm inviting Roger.
He's absolutely terrifying.
Yeah. Maybe that's exactly what old Roger needs right now.
♪ I hope this is over soon ♪
Check you later, old head.
But -- but we're supposed to play together.
Oh, he needs a little something else.
if you ever tried that move.
There's always next year.
It was hard-fought, and we were having so much fun,
You could never run with a young blood like me.
Hey, me, too! No way!
♪ I shrugged and I turned around ♪
Headed down to the park to play some ball.
before I even realized we were playing it.
Oh, your foot must be floating right now!
Can't pass where you can't see!
Most def.
That doesn't mean your life is over, Roger.
♪ How could you be so dishonest?" ♪
He's absolutely terrifying.
I made fools look foolish.
Now, if you're uncomfortable
♪ And Risk is therapeutic" ♪
♪ I'm in the locker room and now I'm stuck ♪
to get drunk with the other losers.
♪ To pick up the damn phone right now" ♪
because the commissioner was worried Tim Duncan looked sad.
You seem like the tough dude out here.
What, so you just brought me here to make me look stupid?
♪ "Baby, is everything okay?" ♪
As usual, your reason and mine were totally different.
Yeah, baby. That's automatic for me.
Ooh, sweet Baby Jesus! Not Applesauce!
Double orange chicken, all day, every day.
Hey, you serious right now?
♪ "I'm betrayed, my favorite game ♪