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00:21:10
Seth MacFarlane
37
Now the hamantaschen is ready for Passover."
Why are you being such a muckamuck?
to find where the latus rectum is."
squirting into the backfield
"They study the supple curves of a parabola
he kept all his toenail clippings in a jar.
Are you off your chump, sir?
You used all your pent-up sexual frustration
Feels like there's a possum dancing on my heart.
Don't you dare disrespect President Garfield
If I weren't already married, I'd let this fella court me.
to find where the latus rectum is."
"Cum laude."
I've not seen such bright lights since I came out the cervix!
"Youse ain't nothin' but a skim-toast honey."
BARISTA: I got an orange chai latte here.
Okay, Mr. Guiteau. I know you're a presidential assassin,
and wrapping up the muscular quarterback from behind,
and assassinate him.
Did you hear that old man talkin' 'bout bein' on fleek?
he'll totally forget we ditch him in the morning.
There's the kind of half-joke that inspire the comic strip.
"As they peel off their sweatpants,
"At the snap, Jones bust through the tight end,
where man has triumph over God!
I hereby declare today Orange Soda Day!
I shook them in the car earlier!
But there's no way I'm assign a rookie
Easy. I dug up his grave and put him in his funeral suit.
has this country encounter such ingenuity.
is in no way relate to Garfield the Cat.
I just tap this 20-ton cylinder of orange soda.
extract DNA from one of the hairs,
Wait a minute, everyone shut up!
PRINCIPAL LEWIS: "The students arrive with bulging purple veins,
I was suppose to get on that bus,
frantically trying to process 18 orange sodas.
Ironically, of course.
Nowhere. Everywhere!
you're probably legally insane.
I hereby declare today Orange Soda Day!
Why not? Besides, at the rate he's drinking orange soda,
I'm worried about us. I feel like we've been drifting apart."
Jeff, listen carefully.
(laughs) I made a joke like that earlier.
of soft-core student journalism
Finally!
pounding him hard deep into the ground
and wrapping up the muscular quarterback from behind,
especially now that you're old enough to vote for president.
All right, you horn dogs. Gather round.
Uh, sir, I was actually hoping to cover the cheerleaders.
I've ever come across.
especially now that you're old enough to vote for president.
Why don't you tell her about your famous bimetal monetary system.
Really? I'm so bummed I missed it.
PRINCIPAL LEWIS: "The students arrive with bulging purple veins,
we rode a subterranean boxcar!
"They study the supple curves of a parabola
Let's sneak away in that terrifying horseless carriage
I'm embarrassed to say this, but I care more about you
awkward.
Well, it's the most sensual piece of writing
and wrapping up the muscular quarterback from behind,
No! No, no, no! This is unacceptable!
careful not to overfill its delicate folds.
you're probably legally insane.
eager for release."
was to teach Hayley history, but you're useless!
I present to you an innovation of magnificent import!
Isn't that fascinating? It's gross.
The first is American history, followed by God, bald eagles,