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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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driving a kickass speedboat,
and put them where his testicle used to be.
The worst part of it is the disrespect to you,
Is his head a... a baseball mitt?
Don't throw the Frisbee too close to the street, Stan.
because my crotch is chilly.
Like the detergent bear.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
I know this is hard, but under the circumstance,
They are cutting off your nad,
You sound a lot like my tailor,
I'm tired of his constant plea for a dog.
has a crush on me.
Look, Stan, this nonsense
my handy tube sock to dry my tears.
I'm sure in your grief, you mixed up the characters.
that other vet have given up on.
with the gentleman to your left
They are castrating you, quite frankly.
I am an American boy and I both crave and offer companionship.
my mom said Freddy was diagnose
This woman specialize in fixing animals
My dog, Kisses, was crush
That kinda bother me, but that's not important.
Dogs deserve dignity, too, sir.
If I was mess up like Kisses,
I refuse to discuss your dreams in the daytime.
that Kisses survive the balloon accident.
Why did you guys drag me out here to listen
The odds of me being involve in
that pee dust, and you killed it.
eating the foamy grass he just threw up.
I bet Freddy is smiling down from doggie heaven right now.
He was blind by the accident,
Great. It's lock.
I forgot my key.
You know damn well why!
... doctor aside and tell him
In the past, I have personally made ironclad cases
Francine, those were obviously dreams.
"Hey, who's walking who?" is one I particularly enjoy.
Yeah, you got to kill those sometimes.
Look deep into his eyes,
"Jane Seymour from behind." Just "Jane Seymour from behind,
They are castrating you, quite frankly.
And because of that super sad story,
You're going to do just fine here.
Oh, you're gonna see it so soon!
just by saying it enough?
Five years ago you got Steve an old dog
Ever!
I at least want to be there when...
I will never allow anyone in this house to get a dog!
And it'll be good for you to love a dog again.
He was just so distraught over Kisses,
He makes me uncomfortable.
is an unfortunate situation.
Stan, don't you think you were a little harsh
And because of that super sad story,
Well, most of his vital organs have failed.
It's okay, man.
Look, it's obvious I'm gonna have
He's still alive!
That's gross.
I'm mad at you.
Suddenly security's real tight around here.
It's so wet!
That's a sweet 16 gift for a Filipino.
that you're determined to keep the money.
Dr. Lizzy's a mental patient, okay?
You're soft.
He's not dead? Are you sure?