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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
71
Look, fathers take their sons to whorehouse
What do you say I take you to a ballgame?
I got your favorite, meatball subs.
Does this little minx have a name?
Let me just go to the washroom,
And here's a memento for you at no extra charge.
biggest milestone ever: losing his virginity.
cut a couple anxiety fart
Thanks for the ride, sucker!
And then he was gonna dump me for that nerd,
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Oh, this is my ish!
Anyway, I'm gonna go hit the sack.
Race riot!
biggest milestone ever: losing his virginity.
I'm sorry, I got the blood lust!
My, you have quite the appetite.
This limo company went out of bus...
Had it all the time for a snack? Overdid it.
They twirl around with shoes on!
That's so funny... Oh, you fart, too.
while he plow my cyber soil.
pink novelty-sized rabbit my boy's been hassling me for.
Yes, Stan, you neglect your son.
Ah, you know damn well I stole it.
No, you forgot to get Steve a present and grab
Bitch, did you just hang up on...
I realize that name is a rich joke area,
I can't believe I already bang his girlfriend.
I treat them with nothing but respect and civility,
Except I will be lock in eye contact with my son
Man, I'm always losing at poker!
No, you forgot to get Steve a present and grabbed
Chelsea?! What happen to that other girl
So you pick a dragon and get to keep it forever?
cut a couple anxiety farts
No, he's here, but he's remotely controlling
an incredibly stacked teenage girl.
Ah, you know damn well I stole it.
Besides, there's a homely, kinky-haired beauty out there
and I want to be sick forever.
Eventually I'll get bored with it.
What, uh, what-what exactly is going on?
Stan, we just finally got Steve off the heroin
This is almost just like that.
Remember when I was super into Jiffy Pop?
He's actually with Steve right now.
Y'all ain't long enough.
but I'm sure you'll figure that out later.
on your face and pull yourself together, man.
Time to get our first client ever.
Man, I'm always losing at poker!
Oh, never mind.
Sorry again about missing your birthday.
These avatars have superhuman strength.
That's impenetrable glass. You'll never get in.
It made the sex on the first two dates very impersonal.
an incredibly stacked teenage girl.
slightly more privileged than myself to various locations.
Eventually I'll get bored with it.
Oh, Roger, it's magnificent.
I'm sorry, I'm just excited.
Careful, Francine!
Ah, this is tough.
I'd like you all to give her a warm welcome.
Then I started having a little Greek yogurt
but curb yourself people; this isn't junior high.
Now, I'm not referring to the sexual position,
I realize that name is a rich joke area,
This is serious.
I can't believe Tad's dead.
All he's interested in is girls.