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00:21:39
Seth MacFarlane
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never become a ghoulish mummy with bird-like appendage!
my face two inches from a turd somebody left on the seat.
Of course! Amphetamine!
I have such a feeling of euphoria!
Mmm, this bagel is so good.
A down payment for all the night retainer she lost.
The paramedic have to cut your pants off,
at my bachelorette party.
when we had a tequila-pounding contest
Oh, you crazy tramp. You haven't changed a bit.
and tore my flannel shirt,
I used to cruise and sell ecstasy there.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Come on, boy. Who wants a carrot?
I say the Hamburglar because he's an outlaw
I fed her, I clothed her, I got her brace,
...and then I add candied almond
and you're gonna blow out your sphincter, bro,
Party till you puke!
Somebody shave my groin.
Holy (bleep), that guy owe me so much money.
Keep your eyes peel for your younger self.
You remind me of my fiancé, but much older and fatter.
and tore my flannel shirt,
she's our daughter, and she deserve to exist!
Hey, what do you say we grab some drinks? I'm in.
and get destroy.
You cheat on me?
I'm, I'm shut down.
Right over there I slip on a Beanie Baby
A down payment for all the night retainers she lost.
I forgot what a problem
then Hayley will no longer exist in the present!
What happen?
Then I guess I'll have to give her one of my kidneys.
Do people really care what I just ate?
I was trying to live vicariously through her.
Someday I'll call on you for a favor.
that ultimately made it
Besides, what are you so mad about?
It won't pay for us to overnight your samples
So regardless of who her biological father is,
And don't forget, you absolutely have
Yes, exactly!
I can't make it alone.
We finally figured out time travel.
(sobbing): I almost made the biggest mistake of my life.
I remember him being super smooth.
Sister Wilk, actually.
Hey, you kind of look like him,
(squishing): I did it, though.
"Eat out more often."
Why don't you ever take my side?
Come on, let Mom have some fun once in a while.
never become a ghoulish mummy with bird-like appendages!
You're a half-billion-dollar supe computer!
...and then I add candied almonds
In public, unprotected, yes.
What? Don't be ridiculous.
Stan, I know you're upset.
Mr. Smith, just curious.
I'm really surprised you're getting married.
to being someone's wife, and I got drunk and--
He'll turn on some Huey Lewis, and then cut the damn thing out
So weird.
Besides, what are you so mad about?
I remember him being super smooth.
So regardless of who her biological father is,
This is the most amazing bagel.
the second most famous black man in a Kangol hat.
and there will be plastic sheets all over the floor.
It's pretty heavy stuff, man!